#dieuxdustade

Once on holidays in gay Paree, I met an Argentinien rugby player cum model in a gym, sauna, disco, multi-purpose venue type situation. He clearly was focussed on his delts and the occasional deadlift, but everyone was focussed on his glutes, and when I say everyone, I mean me, and when I say glutes, I mean gluteus maximus, obviously.

Je crois que tu es treś beau homme, I managed to conjure up somewhere from the dark recesses of a bicameral mind, clearly confused multi-purpose, situationally speaking. I motioned to spot him, momentarily dazed by his Andrew Christian Massive Metallic Gladiator jockstrap riding over his rugby shorty-short shorts, to which he replied, stop staring at my ass. I then accidentally fell into it as he suddenly clean jerked backwards, in a dumbbell rear delt fly type gesture, giving me my first brief romantic interlude in my first time in the City of Lights. End scene.