Spike: *Sits down at bar*

Spike: Whiskey.

*Bartender hands him drink*

Spike: *Downs shot and looks left. Seeing...*

Spike: Angel. Long time no see.

Angel: Spike.

Angel: *Takes swig of own drink*

Angel: Personally I was hoping for longer.

Spike: C'mon. Don't be like that.

Angel: What am I supposed to be like then?

Voice out of view: How about civil?

Angel and Spike: *Look right to see a lanky man with messy black hair and red coat sitting a few stools down from Spike. He has a large red hat on the bar beside him.*

Spike: Just who do you think you are, butting into other people's conversations?

Alucard: Hn.

Alucard: *Smirks, revealing pointed incisors*

Angel: You're a-

Alucard: Vampire. Yes. And so are you. Both of you.

Alucard: *Picks up hat and drink and moves to the empty stool to the right of Spike*

Angel: What's your name?

Alucard: Alucard. And yours?

Angel: Angel.

Spike: Spike.

Alucard: *Chuckles*

Alucard: A paradox and a weapon. I suppose that's fitting.

Spike: Are our names funny to you?

Alucard: Somewhat.

Angel and Spike: *Stare at Alucard*

Voice out of view: Hey! Get that light off me!

*All three turn to look at the speaker, who turns out to be a young man who sparkles in the light. It goes away and they look back at each other*

Angel: I thought this was a 'Vampires Only' bar.

Spike: It is.

Spike: *Under breath* Sparkling Twilight pouf.

Alucard: You know, I used to hear tell of two vampires who would aid the Slayer. That wouldn't be you two, would it?

Alucard: *Looks at Spike and Angel over tinted glasses*

Angel: Yeah, actually.

Spike: And I've heard of a vampire who works for that Hellsing Organization. That you?

Alucard: *Smirks*

Alucard: Are you two thinking what I'm thinking?

Alucard: *Reaches into coat and starts pulling out a pistol*

Spike: *Cracks knuckles*

Angel: Hell yeah.

*They stand up*