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TL;DR Version: The Memphis BBQ Thickburger from @Hardees is an enjoyable, well-balanced burger, while their Jolly Rancher Shake is essentially just a high-calorie vanilla shake. Full Review: I went back through every post I’ve ever done to make sure I’d never eaten the Memphis BBQ Thickburger from Hardee’s. Always gotta check because Hardee’s loves adding a second (or third) kind of meat to their burgers and it gets hard to keep track after awhile. This one is their usual bun with a 1/3 pound burger patty sitting on a bed of pulled pork with cheese, BBQ sauce, and fried onion strings on top. The BBQ sauce is a little sweet and pairs nicely with both the pork and beef. In the same vein, the textures of the beef patty and pulled pork aren’t so different that it takes away from the taste of the sandwich. It helps that the texture is also evened out by the crunch of the fried onion petals, which simultaneously adds an extra flavor to the mix. I really enjoyed this burger, although at 960 calories your diet will pay for it. Speaking of diet killers, the Jolly Rancher Shake comes in at a whopping 810 calories despite only being 16 ounces. The shake is their standard vanilla milkshake, except it has Jolly Rancher shavings mixed throughout. As you might expect, the overwhelming taste here is vanilla shake with only occasional notes of Jolly Rancher when you are chewing the shavings. It wasn’t bad, but I wouldn’t order it again. There are far more satisfying ways to eat 810 calories worth of carbs. #FastFoodReviews #RealFastFoodie #PulledPorkBurger #Hardees #HybridBurgers #JollyRancherShake #FriedOnions #MemphisBBQThickBurger #DietKillers

TL;DR Version: Badman Burrito and Fried Snickers from @bandidosburritos might be my favorite fast food meal in town, even with the severe toll it takes on my daily calorie count. Full Review: I’ve posted photographs before from Bandidos Burritos, but I’ve never done a full review despite it being one of my favorite places in town. Today, I remedy that by telling you about the beef Badman Burrito and the deep fried snickers bar. The Badman Burrito is a 14oz burrito (or “little donkey” if you habla espanol) that you can dress with cheese, lettuce, and onions. You also get your choice of hot sauce or regular sauce on the beef. I get mine dressed with cheese, lettuce, and hot sauce and it’s amazing. The sauce isn’t very hot, but it gives the burrito a nice little kick. What you wind up with is an absolutely massive burrito that is mostly ground beef. This thing is a meal by itself and it’s delicious. And speaking of delicious, the deep fried snickers bar is a hedonistic delight. Unlike your normal fried candy bars, which are battered in flour, fried, and then covered in powdered sugar, the Snickers bars here are rolled in a tortilla like a burrito, fried, and then covered in cinnamon sugar. As a result, the fried Snickers here is much chewier than what you’d see at a state fair. If I’m on this side of town with time to spare, I will treat myself to this meal every time. You should do the same. #FastFoodReviews #RealFastFoodie #BandidosBurritos #BadmanBurrito #FriedSnickers #LocalFlavor #DietKillers

Are the god damned devil. Why you so cute little kids? Why must your peddle confectionary delights?

It's just so fucking difficult staying healthy when I'm outside of my home, e.g. visiting my family. At family gatherings there's always so much unhealthy food. And I don't have the self-control to keep away. One of these one-week trips is a total diet killer for me. I really don't want to fuck this up, now that I've come this far in my weight-loss! And I can't figure out how to get out of/avoid situations like that. I've got to prepare better. But as soon as I'm in my apartment, I'll be back on track.