#diekneipe

i’m so excited for it ngl i can’t believe it’s actually real my friend and i have already agreed to go see it together and talk shit the whole time

im def seeing it, but idk about seeing it in theaters

shhh u good

01: When did you first start writing?

i was cleaning my room a few years ago and i found this stapled-together copy paper book full of those kind of like round blobby people drawings like you do when you're really young and then on the bottom in my dad's handwriting it told the story of this guy sitting on a curb wishing for a girlfriend and then like he gets one eventually (don't remember how.......)

so i asked my dad about it and he said that when i was 3 i dictated the story to him, which he then wrote out, and then i illustrated it myself. so i guess that's how i became a writer.

12: Who is your favorite author?

this is a hard one S': huge chuck palahniuk fan (though apparently not enough of one to know how to spell his name without looking it up). love neil gaiman too. and, of course, there's a v special place in my heart for suzanne collins (the gregor the overlander books were my life at one point).

27: Which is your favorite genre to write?

i am so huge on like dystopian futuristic shit. i've got it bad. but i also like basically anything post-apocalyptic and period pieces (esp. when set in the 20s).

37: What’s your oldest WIP?

there was this cheerios writing contest years and years and years ago and it was like going on an adventure with your cereal and i wrote like half a story on it and it involved a chameleon somehow but i never finished it (even though my dad harassed me about it endlessly).

44: What’s the weirdest character concept you’ve ever come up with?

I think it’s because when u get sunburned it dries out ur skin so there’s less oil in it than normal ? bc the same thing happens to me but don’t quote me I’m not a scientist

there’s nothing wrong with ur butt it’s perfect date me

lol green and gold u nerd

GO TRIBE

2-- TV show-- Right now i'm gonna have to say Orange is the New Black. GoT is also a candidate. And I wouldn't say its my favorite but I've been watching a lot of Bobs Burgers lately and it's gr8

10--quote--the last line of Gatsby and "keep moving forward" from Meet the Robinsons which I want as a tattoo 

27--smell-- fire....is that weird probably

wow