#diegorollins

✆ for a morning text

[text]: You’re horrible at helping someone to stay up all night- you had one job, Diego.

[text] but good morning

♔ for an angry text

[text]: Your asshole act is getting tiring and if you don’t stop with the bullshit, you’re going to end up being banned from this house for life and we’re all just going to fucking laugh while you run away with your tail tucked between your legs. Do not fuck with us like that again, Rollins. I will make sure you regret it.

♠ for a drunk text

[text] iego, diego…. diegito. if yoii ust stopped opning your mouth to say rude shit soetimes you’d be so much hotter, so please STOP

☏ for a vague text

[text] Be there soon, hope you’re ready because I am and there’s no backing out

⁇ for a worried text

[text] I told you not to say anything. All you had to do was keep to your damn self and those guys wouldn’t have started anything.

[text]: (two hours later) Diego… you’re insufferable but I hope you didn’t go back there. Not everyone gives a damn that you’re you.

[text] Diego if this is a joke im going to kill you myself

♣ for a text not meant for you

[text] It meant nothing, like it’s always been. I thought we were on the same page..

✺for a saucy text

[text] You, me- now. You put your money where your mouth is now come pay up

√ for a long winded confessing text 

[text] I don’t not like you. You make it easy to not like you but at the end you always reel people back in enough to keep them talking to you. It needs to stop. I need to stop because you’re insufferable. 

☠ for misguided advice

[text] just tell her you and your mini diego are loney and needy. You already dropped your dignity somewhere on campus so who cares?

☢ for a desperate text

[text] I’m bored and everyone else is busy with stupid things. You have your own stupid things but they aren’t that important so drop what youre doing. Now

☼ for a congratulatory text

Send ✆ for a morning text

[text] you left and now the bed is cold.

[text] motherfucker

Send ♔ for an angry text

[text] I get it, you're a fucking asshole. But do you know who the fuck I am?? I am Sofia fucking Windsor, not your little errand girl. You want a bottle of vodka? Get it yourself, asswipe.

Send ♠ for a drunk text

[text] i am veryyyyy drink and i wanba fck you

Send ☏ for a vague text

[text] I can't see you tonight

[text] or tomorrow

[text] or the next night

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[text] I don't even know if something's wrong or if you're just ignoring me

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[text] while you're out pick up some tampons. apparently the whole fucking house is PMSing

Send ✺ for a saucy text

[text] I picked out an outfit just for you. Come over

[text]: hint: I'm naked 

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

[text] I know about you, and I know what this is but I actually...enjoy you. And your company. Especially when we...you know. But also just in general. I like you. But don't let it go to your head.

Send ☠ for misguided advice

[text] If my brother won't stop leaving his underwear all over the place, we can always be extra loud next time I stay over ;)

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[text] I am so fucking horny. SOS

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

hugs n cake forever