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Who:

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?SANTANA 110% like oh god. If Sebastian had a dollar for every time one of her bras ended up underneath his pillow, he'd be a millionaire. Like, more than usual.

forgets to run the dish washer? Most of the time, they don't cook. When they actually cook/use dishes, Sebastian. Santana yells at him until he shuts her up with a kiss, and then they fuck instead of clean the kitchen.

pumps gas for the car? Sebastian. He likes to flex when he does it, too, just to impress Santana, but she just boos and turns up the radio a little louder.

drives when they’re going somewhere? Sebastian again! Santana is fine with this, because she can run her hand up and down his thigh really seductively until he has to pull over because he's about to come in his goddamn pants like a teenager.

rearranges the furniture? TBH, neither of them. Their sense of taste is pretty similar, so once everything is settled the first time, neither of them really has a deep desire to change it any time soon. Besides, they're both creatures of habit--if the couch was moved one inch to the left, Sebastian would probably trip over it and make a huge mess.

falls asleep with the TV on? Sebastian, because his brain is usually whirring when he tries to sleep. He goes into their living room and sits on the couch and watches the news until he falls asleep. Santana wakes him up with a kiss to the top of his head--or yelling at him from the bedroom. He's used to both.

gets to use the bathroom first? Santana. She will burn down the apartment if she doesn't get her 45-minute-long shower in, and Sebastian is too afraid of her in the morning. She'd probably bite his head off.

decides the temperature for the ac/heater? Sebastian, because he refuses to let Santana control how hot or cold it is--she'll always make it hot and then lounge around in next to nothing and it drives him up the fucking wall. She does it just to get him to react.

sets up holiday decorations? They both do, but it's usually more of a relaxed, lazy approach. He'll put up a strand of lights, she'll take out a couple Santa statues, and then they'll kiss lazily on the couch before remembering that they're hosting a party in a few days and need to get this shit DONE.

leaves the lights on? Sebastian, because he'll walk into a table if the lights aren't on. Santana always laughs at him when that happens. He scowls at her, but makes sure to leave them on to piss her off.

uses the bathroom with the door open? Generally, neither of them, unless they're in the mood for shower sex. In which case, Santana will leave the door WIDE open and turn the hot water on, which makes the room steam up and draws Sebastian in without second thought.