#die-erste-bamf

die-erste-bamf replied to your post: So say there’s this girl (who is not me, by the...

You’re too young for any of the advice I have, But, where is this boy so I can give him a proper “you break her heart i’ll teleport you into the north sea” threatening?

Hey I'm not that young, you know! And the threatening is totally unnecessarily because I don't even thinking he notices me other than the 'hey you're the girl who walks through walls. Kindly phase me through this large and imposing boulder thing. Thanks.' [sighs]

 fuckingdeadpool replied to your post: So say there’s this girl (who is not me, by the...

[unsheathes a katana] I can think of a few ways to get his attention.

die-erste-bamf replied to your post: die-erste-bamf replied to your post: You know...

Well, if someone were to phase your professor’s tires into his driveway, he wouldn’t be able to come in and collect your homework… but that would wrong.

die-erste-bamf replied to your post: You know what’s the worst? Complex Analysis. But...

Studious as ever, Katzchen. You’d think with all these super geniuses running around, you’d be able to get some help.

I know, right? You would think. Nope. No genius friends to be had. It's just me, some poorly brewed coffee, and the complexities of functions into linear patterns.