Think I might join Twisted Metal this year.
I don't think Calypso is gonna honor my wish, but I have a better chance with him than with market capitalism.
Plus under capitalism I'm probably settling for death by disease or a mundane traffic collision. In Twisted Metal, I'll at least get Mr Grimm'd by a scream skull projectile, run over by a tank driven by a demon, or Monkey's Paw'd to death by an 'Evil Genie-Esque' supernatural entity.
Those are all much cooler ways to clock out.












