#dictionarycorner

* n.
  A well-respected or pop-culture idolised story which is nullified by a film director returning to continue or precede the story, exclusively to make money, the product of which contradicts or ruins the original. Examples: “Jesus Christ, did you see Prometheus?!? It’s like Ridley Scott hasn’t even seen Alien, never mind directed it.  Absolute canon fodder.” “Jesus Christ, did you see Alien Covenant?!?  It’s like Ridley Scott doesn’t care any more.  A classic story just… sodomised.  Total canon fodder.” “Jesus Christ, did you see <everything after Terminator 2: Judgement Day>?!?” etc. etc. etc.

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Fanfuckingtastic Pronounciation: /fan-fʌkɪŋ-tastɪk/ (fahn-fukin-tastic) From Greek phantastikos for “unreal” and the Germanic “fikken” for copulation. Demonstrative of a linguistic custom of Scots language morphology, in which vulgar slang occurs on an intramorphological basis (i.e. in the middle of words) Definition; Inf.  • Generally an expression of sarcasm; something that is not, in fact, fantastic at all.  The first time we slept together, he came on my tits and I had a panic attack; what a fanfuckingtastic sexual encounter. We arrived home from the pub to promptly be serenaded by Crispin Glover as I facepalmed quietly in a corner and thought to myself, what a fanfuckingtastic night. “Fanfuckingtastic,” sighed James, upon realising that he had incinerated the tea that Rory was running late for.