Do you like imagining crabs and rapid onset carcinisation? Do you enjoy body horror and mechs made out of unusual building materials? Do you just really want to see some scrappy friends and a guy who thinks he's dreaming kick the shit out of fascists? Dice Punks has you covered.
Are you curious about the most violent Fuck Marry Kill game ever to exist? Are you hungry for aroace rep and battleborn QPRs? Are you ready for the potential of betrayal? Dice Punks has you covered.
Do you appreciate apotheosis? Do you dream of deicide? Do you want to know why power abhors a vacuum? Do you enjoy when the metaphorical is literalized? Dice Punks has you covered.
Are you convinced that cicadas must be a harbinger of an old and powerful being? Are you ready for horror that recognizes everyone on the side of good has their reasons and they aren't all the same? Are you trying to quit smoking and could use a horrifying visual to associate with tobacco to assist that? Are you convinced that Appalachia has secrets hidden from you and you want to know what they are? Dice Punks has you covered.
Do you wonder what it would be like to be an actual Gifted Kid? Do you daydream about being a gremblin? Do you enjoy the fantasy of fighting back against power and also that power is the cops and fuck them, you're getting out of here? Dice Punks has you covered.
Are you a theater kid with dreams of something greater? Are you interested in the Elder Gods and how choreography can reach them? Are you ready to hear the greatest midatlantic accent ever? Dice Punks has you covered.
Do you want to have a band that's definitely known by at least three people? Do you want them to have the biggest fan ever (just measure his biceps)? Do you enjoy considering what would happen if people were shifted to alternate versions of the world? Do you wonder if it's possible to make a dragon statue real? Dice Punks has you covered.
Are you in the market for friends portraying found family but refusing to admit that they might be such? Are you curious about the far flung future of 2020? Are you more interested in sci-fi and retrofuturism than fantasy and horror? Are you desperately seeking a cat that speaks nonsense? Dice Punks has you covered.
All these stories and more available at your podcatcher of choice, created in real time through improvisation by four or five very good friends who are clearly having a grand time making good stories. Sometimes comedy, sometimes tragedy, sometimes horror, sometimes romance. Always good. Try @dicepunks today. Just give them a listen.
