Zim AND Dib for the ask LMAO
Lmaooo Oh man time for some unpopular opinions *Zim voice* "But I don't care!"
ZIM:
Sexuality Headcanon: Straight/Demisexual
Okay hear me out! Zim HATES HUMANS! He thinks we are disgusting and he's a germaphobe! There's NO WAY Zim is gonna feel any sort of physical attraction until he bonds with someone emotionally. Before that can even happen though he's going to have to be around someone that doesn't repulse him.
In canon the only person he never cringed when physically making contact (AND EVEN GETTING A SMUG GRIN WHEN DID) was Gaz.
Gender Headcanon: 100% Male
A ship I have with said character: UMM ME OF COURSE! ZIM X ME! LMAOO
Just kidding I ship ZaGr for life. It's everything I love in a ship! Violent egocentric maniacal man with silent cold and deadly woman!? What's not to love?
BROTP: Zim and Skoodge are brothers and no one can convince me otherwise.
NOTP: muahahaha! Zadr! Sorry I'm not sorry people! I love them hating each other too much
A random Headcanon: Zim is a fucking dirty bastard to EVERYONE except his mate. The only one he will ever be soft for and even then he's still a smug bastard.
General Opinion over this character: Omg I hate him! I hate how much I love him!
But seriously Zim is a top tier one of a kind character. He is fuckin ruthless and smart, his brain just works differently under pressure. His enemies may win the battle but Zim always wins the war. He is a DORK for getting too excited about his brilliant schemes and sometimes sabotaging himself by talking too much about them but he always finds a way to win. He is my husband and I love him
DIB:
Sexuality Headcanon: Straight/Teratophilia (aka Monster fucker)
Gender Headcanon: Male
A Ship I have with this character: I ship Dib with YOU Baked!
Lol as you know I also ship Dib HARDCORE with our OC Maple because they are everything! Dib is SURROUNDED by jackasses and a sweet supportive person who sees his worth is exactly what he needs and I don't see myself jumping off this ship anytime soon.
As for canon I ship him with Tak. They are both smart, they hate Zim and are excellent with technology. If they teamed up omg...
BROTP: .... Sorry to say Dib doesn't get one but he has a badass sister! He doesn't need anyone else
NOTP: LMAO again ZADR! Dib cant stand Zim and Zim cant stand Dib! I barely see them being friendly let alone lovers. ZaDe Supremacy!
A Random Headcanon: Dib has hair loss problems from stressing out so much AND from ripping his hair out dealing with how irritatingly stupid people are.
General Opinion Of This Character: Dib is arguably the most relatable character of the series. What I like about Dib is the world is literally against him, he is CONSTANTLY fucked with, and yet he never lets it get him down. He never gives up. Love or hate Dib this is admirable as fuck. He is a tough ass mofo and I love him for it.
