#diaryofanatb

Cheers Emma for tagging me

You’re stranded on a deserted island. Who are you there with, and why are you stranded?

Shit, throwing me in at the deep end already, are we? Ummm I'm gonna go with I'm stranded with Oliver Queen because we went out in his yacht during a storm and got shipwrecked, then we both become badass archers who wear a lot of leather. 

Are you likely to survive the zombie apocalypse? Why/why not?\

Well, I own a katana and my best friend has two older brothers who have a very thorough zombie apocalypse plan, so I'm gonna go with yes, I probably would. And I would look fucking awesome doing it too.

If you had to choose one kind of food to eat for every meal, in some way, what food would you choose, and why?

Steak. Because that's practically what I do anyway.

If you had unlimited resources, what would you dress up as on Halloween?

Ooooh! Maybe Queen Elsa because, let's face it, her ice palace dress is raw as fuck. 

What’s your ideal day like?

Wake up feeling well-rested, go for brunch in the Bluebird Café with a friend or two, head over to Sloane Street and drop a few grand on clothes/shoes/handbags, grabbing lunch at Itsu when I get tired, then have my boyfriend pick me up and take me to his, where we cuddle and watch movies and order chinese food 

What’s your ideal Christmas like?

Aw man. I don't even know; my family are eastern european so I've never had an ideal christmas but I'm gonna do a fast-forward to my ideal christmas in the future:

My husband and I wake up to our three children bouncing at the foot of our bed. We go downstairs and open presents and stockings and have a breakfast of pancakes and bacon with maple syrup, then my husband and I set about making Christmas dinner while our children play with their new toys etc. Our families come over and we have a full dinner with all the trimmings, including telling bad cracker jokes and all that jazz, and then we all play monopoly

Who’s your favourite author, and why?

Me.

I'm joking. Derek Landy. Because he's hilarious and writes amazing female characters like no other.

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind(s)? If not, do you want any?

Man, I wish I had a pet! My boyfriend and I really want to get a dog of some sort. We are currently undecided on the breed - the shortlist includes (but is by no means limited to): Irish Wolfhound, Alsatian, Husky, Pit Bull, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, St. Bernard, Newfoundland, Border Collie, etc...

What crime are you most likely to end up in prison for?

none. i don't get caught.

Is there a trend, of any kind, that you simply don’t understand?

Businesswomen who go to work in trainers (with their skirt suits) and then put stilettos on when they get to the office. Like, i get that maybe they don't want to go to work in heels, but why not wear just regular flats? Why wear trainers? It mystifies me. 

Also, crocs. Just...why.

What profession can you absolutely not see yourself working in?

Teaching. I cannot deal with teaching people anything. 

Ok so now you lot need to answer me these questions...er...eleven. Be warned, some of these get real up close and personal, so don't feel obliged to answer if you don't want to!

1. You wake up in Barack Obama's body. What is the first thing you do? 

2. You are magically transported to the universe of your favourite fandom. Who would be your best friends, and whom would you never get along with in a million years?

3. What is your dream job, and why?

4. Describe your perfect outfit for going on a date. And then, describe a typical, everyday, 'you' outfit.

5. Boxers, briefs, thongs, g-strings, boyshorts, balconette, plunge, quarter-cup, demi...What's your underwear preference? I'm talking style, shape, colour, favourite brand. Let's get personal here ;)

6. If you won the lottery, what would your first spend be?

7. Do you wear perfume every day? If so, which one?

8. What do you do with your body hair? Shave, wax, pluck, epilate, IPL, laser, or just leave au naturel? 

9. Admit it, do you still sleep with a stuffed toy/security blankey from when you were little? 

10. What is the most annoying question people tend to ask you? Answer it here.

11. What would be your ideal superpower? It doesn't have to be one power specifically, it can be a 'fandom' power, such as the Elementals in Skulduggery Pleasant, or the warlocks in The Mortal Instruments.

sooo I can't think of 11 people so I'mma just tag the people i can think of off the top of my head: 

Helen, Louise, Frankie, Summer, Hunter, Lois, Free

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 10 new ones;

Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them to the post;

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

The Questions! 

1. What was your first favourite book?

I can't quite remember! I know my first novels were Harry Potter and the fudge books by Judy Blume. My first books in general were everybody poops and oh the places you'll go!

2. Would you rather be a movie star or a star on Broadway?

An easy one! I would give anything to be on Broadway 

3. If you could have any mythical creature as a pet, what would it be?

Definitely a pygmy puff from Harry Potter! I'd name mine Gav probably ;) 

4. What is your favourite hsm song?

Bop to the top is a personal favourite but I also love get your head in the game.

5. What made you proudest?

Probably when I wrote a piece of music for a class and also writing/directing a one act play. Also my friends make me incredibly proud. 

6. What songs make you cry?

1) Bring him home 

2) Empty Chairs at empty tables 

3) (its really clichéd but) Forever Young 

But really most of Les Mis 

7. If you got $500, 000 right now, what would you spend it on?

Theatre tickets, and save the rest for university and living. 

8. What was your favourite movie of 2013?

Probably the new Hunger Games!

9. Describe your perfect meal.

I love my dads chicken curry, pulled pork and a good cheese cake or brownie. 

10. Would you rather go to a rager or spend a night in with your significant other?

For sure the night with a significant other. First I need to find one though ;) 

My new Questions 

1) Whats your favourite book (or if you can't figure out which one, which one gives you the strongest emotions) 

2) If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go? 3) When do you feel most confident?

4) What do you want to have accomplished in 5 years?

5) Whats something interesting about you?

6) If you could pick an animal to be for away what would you pick?

7) Have you ever read a John Green book? If so which one is your favourite?

8) Would you rather be 15 or 25? Explain. 

9) How do you express yourself? Does it come easy or is it difficult for you?