#diamorem

By Diamorem

Word Count: 45,000

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by diamorem

The angel dies, and Jimmy's left alone in his skin. Dean helps him get home.

Words: 5510, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jimmy Novak, Dean Winchester, Castiel, Sam Winchester, Amelia Novak, Claire Novak

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Post-Episode: s08e23 Sacrifice, Alternate Canon

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by diamorem

SPN AU. Dean Winchester is an actor on the highly successful sitcom, J2M, where he plays Jensen Ackles alongside his brother, Sam, who plays Jared Padalecki, and Castiel Novak, who plays Misha Collins. Dean's been working with Cas for over a year, when he realizes he knows almost nothing about him. He decides to remedy that, and gets a lot more than he bargained for. Inspired by a tumblr prompt.

Words: 5737, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel, Sam Winchester, Chuck Shurley, John Winchester

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Fluff, Crack, Alternate Universe - Actors

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/16NY5El

by diamorem

Dean and Cas go on a hunt (with Sam assisting) where they have to pretend to be married to catch the monster. Exactly what it sounds like: a fake marriage fic featuring cooking, babysitting, drunken confessions, and one out-of-control game of Big Gay Chicken.

Words: 17847, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel, Sam Winchester

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fake Marriage, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Season/Series 08, Case Fic

My entire thought process upon seeing Misha:  It’s, oh fuck, Misha, it’s Misha, it’s Misha oh my god, oh my god he is, he’s beautiful, how is he so much more beautiful in person, Misha, Misha, he’s glowing, he’s in the sunlight and he’s glowing, he’s here, oh my god, I could touch him, Misha, so beautiful, cheekbones, I’m dying, oh my god, I can see his halo, how is he Misha oh my GOD.

And lol yup *shakes head at wank*.  Recently for fandomdebunker research, I was rewatching everything from SDCC 2011.  That was hiatus before season 7.  And I was just struck with how much truth they managed to tell us without actually telling us everything.  Like, everyone speaking at the panel knew that Cas was going to die in the second episode.  But nobody else did.  So they fielded all these questions about Cas playing God and they gave all this great information — but we didn’t know that all of it only applied to the first episode.

omg was this the rapist did you sext the rapist

affirmative this was the rapist

and okay it wasn't until a year or two ago that I learned that sexting includes dirty messages as well as dick pics and the like

so I didn't think I was sexting at the time! I knew enough to delete the messages at least oh god

(and by rapist I mean the first and only boyfriend I had who, a while after we broke up, got in trouble with his school for sexually harassing a girl or st and then went to military school. not an actual rapist to anybody who's worried)

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please make storytime with julia a thing I literally laughed out loud reading this

unfortunately golden moments like the aforementioned happen rarely to me (although I'm glad you got a kick out of my naivete omg) but I'll be on the lookout if any others cross my mind