#diamondfodder

NERD

I’ll be providing some of my own blood sacrifices, of both virgin and non-virgin varieties (if you have a preference!), but please bring your own if you can! Nothing’s more awkward that cutting a demon-summoning short because you ran out of offerings :/

It’s good to know that my friends are all down for murder. A little bit of sacrifice and chill at my place.

Oh!! I didn’t realize how that worked! That’s so cool! And I didn’t know you could catch the legendaries already! I’m going to have to find some Pokemon meetups to go to.

And I’m level 11. idk exactly how pokemon appearances work. They seem semi-randomized. My home usually only gets pidgeys and weedles, but sometimes I get something exciting here. Got an Electabuzz that way.

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO THE GNAT COMMUNITY FOR IMPLYING THAT THEY ARE GROSS BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF THEY STOPPED SWIMMING IN MY BEVERAGES

IT’S A VERY SERIOUS MATTER

So a little set up: we live in a small town in the middle of Nebraska, United States. Behind our house is a creek that runs into a larger river and then to a lake. We own a kayak that we have had for about 2 years and I've only been in once. I am not doing anything this summer except working a part time job that I get about 23 hours a week at. I get bored. This past week I had 3 days off in a row. My SO told me I should not take the kayak out by myself before he's seen me use it with our his help so he know I can be safe and take care of it. I am pretty tough and I'm pretty confident that I can manage it on my own. So in my infinite wisdom I decide on my 3rd day off in a row that I'll take the kayak out alone while he is at work. I'll take it to the little creek behind our house and check his crawfish traps for him. I drag it to the edge of the creek and put it in the water. The creek is really muddy and the banks are pretty high so there is a ladder that leads down to the water. I get try to get in the kayak and it flips over on me. The creek isn't deep but it's very very muddy. I get back up on the ladder and try a second time. I flip again and the kayak is half full of water now. The bank is really steep and high up from the water. I decide I'm done trying to use the kayak after the 3rd time I flip out of it trying to get in. Now comes the task of pulling it up the bank, still partially filled with water. Its shoe heavy and I have to get back in the creek, with no shoes on to flip open the back hatch of the kayak so as I pull it up the water can empty and it isn't so heavy. Of course I get stuck in the 1 foot of mud that lines the creek bed. I'm bleeding from cuts on my legs and feet and hands. I know I have to get the kayak out of the water and back to the house so my SO doesn't give me shit later. I manage to crawl out of the mud, out of the creek, and onto the bank. I then wrap the rope attached to the kayak aground my waist so I can better pull it up. I manage to get the kayak home and washed off. I have bruises all over my body, scrapes and cuts. I was covered in mud to my eyeballs and I lost my sunglasses in the creek. All and all I'm exhausted and my SO was right. Tl;dr: I got my ass kicked by a kayak today.