"Talk me through what you think I should do to put out this fire."
"I thought you were teaching me, man."
"This is a teaching moment. Don't worry, I won't let any harm come your way as long as you stay calm."
"Uhhh... obvious answer is to throw water on fire, but the way you're lookin' at me is saying that we shouldn't."
"Good. Do you know what part of the grease fire makes it so dangerous? Other than the fire, of course."
"... Well the other word of "grease fire" is grease."
"Correct, grease is oil."
"Uhhh oil gets real crazy when it gets on fire. Oh, and water and oil don't like each other."
"They don't. What happens when water gets hot and boils? Where does it go?"
"It uh... Goes up into the air."
"Evaporation, yes."
"Yeah, that. So like, if I throw some water in there, it's gonna evaporation-"
"Evaporate."
"-evaporate real fast and throw a bunch of grease in the air. While it's on fire."
"Yes."
"H... How do we put this thing out, then? It's gettin' kinda tall. Aren't you at least a little freaked out? Do we take this to the sink or something?"
"If you pick up the pan now, there's a chance the grease will spill and burn something important."
"Like a customer?"
"Like yourself."
"Oh yeah, duh. But... what if I used like, a lot of water? This thing's gonna light my whiskers up..."
"This pan was built to be on top of fire, so let's keep it here. First thing to do, if you can, is turn the fire off."
"So that's a 'no' on using a lotta water."
"There's a safer, quicker, and less messy solution. Fire burns off of solid or liquid fuel, but it also eats air rather quickly. It needs both to survive."
"Fire eats air. And I can't uh... drown it. What about choking it?"
"Here. I'm going to place this lid calmly on top and let go."
"If you say so, man...
... wait⌠that's it?"
"That's it. See? No fire. Do you know why the fire went out so fast?"
"Uhhhh⌠All the air got ate and no more got in âcause of the lid."
"Correct. Well done."
"I guess fireâs gotta eat, too."
"Yes, fire's gotta eat, too. This is also why we keep everything clean. What would happen if the grease wasn't cleaned off of other parts of the stand?"
"No more stand, probably."
"Probably. Let's talk about the fire extinguisher, next."
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Day of the month: use this quote directly or let it inspire your work!
1: âUghhh why is it that I always have to clean up your mess?â
2: âYou know, if you wanted to hold my hand you couldâve just asked, sweetheart. You know I wonât refuse you.â
3: âYou said youâd stay and now look where that got us, huh?â
4: âOh is that right? Fine, prove me wrong then.â
5: âuhhh - where the fuck is your hand right now?!â
6: âYou idiot, you just fucking said that out loud.â
7: âI just⌠I want you. Donât run. You always run. Donât go just yet, please?â
8: âDonât look at me like that! You literally just did the stupidest thing Iâve ever seen.â
9: âI offered two years ago⌠that offer still stands. So whatâs your answer?â
10: âPfff. Why is it so hard for you to believe that I think about you? That I thought about you every day after thatâŚ?â
11: âWhy canât you just give in? I feel it ... and by that expression, I know that you do too.â
12: âOh is that what they said to you? And you believed it?â
13: âCmon⌠just once? Please? One time and then we never have to talk about it again.â
14: âSo, remind me again: why did you punch me in the face?â
15: âWell, if you keep doing that, I think weâre both going to have a problem hereâŚâ
16: âYou were too busy making fun of me, thatâs why you didnât notice, dumbass.â
17: âWe can share, right? It wonât be that bad, and it wouldnât be the first timeâŚâ
18: âI just donât think thatâs the best idea⌠especially now. Especially here.â
19: âYou know you can always ask me, you know? Like with your words.â
20: âYouâll forgive me right? You always do.â
21: âDonât you get it? Iâm not going anywhere. Not without you.â
22: âDo you have to be like this, right now at this very moment?â
23: âActually, I sleep the best when youâre around.â
24: âSo⌠when are you going to start talking to me again?â
25: âWe can afford to be late, sweetheart. Live a little, eh?â
26: âHey - sit here!! Sit with me - Iâm your favourite, right?â
27: âI can see you overthinking right now⌠whatâs going on in there?â
28: âIâve waited too long for you to just lie to me like that. Stop. Let me in.â
29: âIâm⌠Iâm sorry for always talking about them.â
30: âYouâre.. you really wanna do this right now? Really? Fine. Fucking fine!â
31: âHey - hey!! Whatâs with that face?! I didnât do anything yet!â
Stain: You're not a failure, Toshinori, and you don't need to apologize.
All Might: It's all I've known how to do.
Stain: You gave the world everything you could but it was never enough for them. Now you have nothing else to give, and they treat you like a doormat, all that is left is guilt, self loathing, and pain.
All Might: I don't know what to be when I'm not of use to others.
Stain: You always have a purpose, Toshinori. You may not be out there on the front lines but in your heart still burns the soul of a hero. As long as I draw breath, I will never let you doubt how much worth you still have.
All Might: Th-thank you, Chizome.
Stain: Of course, ToshinoriâŚand don't you dare say sorry again! Your existence is not something to apologize for.
All Might: Heh, I'll make sure to keep that in mind from now on.
Stain: Good. Now, let's get something to eat, inari?
All Might: Inari sounds delightful, yes. Lead the way!
Just thought of this scenario for my mcsm graffiti crew au
The New Order about to do some graffiti
Olivia: Axel, take that fishbowl off, it's not going to protect you
Axel: ah, come on, it looks cool
Jesse: I'm sorry but you look a cartoon character and I'm pretty sure you will suffocate before lung cancer can finish the job, please wear a respirator
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Bastion: âOh I am so excited! I canât wait to have you!â
Ida: âMnnn, yeah I can see that.â
Bastion: âAnd what about you Ida? How do you feel?â
Ida: âIâd be lying if I said I wasnât terrified, not just of being eaten either, but of seeing you with no barriers between us. Iâm worried you wonât like what you see.â
Bastion: âI willâ
Ida: âYou sound so sure, you know, Iâm not actually likely to be braver than anyone else youâve eaten.â
Bastion: âYou donât have to be, Iâm not asking you to be anyone else Ida, I only want you to be mine. You can scream and cry and beg inside me and it wouldnât do a thing to change how I feel about you.â
Ida: âHuh, has anyone ever told you youâre bizarrely comforting for a complete ghoul?â
Bastion: âOnly you, which is quite fortuitous as your opinion is the only one I happen to care about.â
(This takes place between getting Beelâs pact and leaving for the retreat)
Mild angst, hurt/comfort, fluff. The human is very sensitive and cannot tell when Mammonâs spouting bullshit.
_______
Auva sits on the couch in the living room next to Beel. Thereâs a show playing on the TV. Beel is snacking as they watch it idly. Levi sits in a corner playing a game on a handheld console, hunched over and grumbling about being out of his room. Asmo sits on the floor, painting Satanâs nails. Everything is peaceful.
Mammon walks in, and Auva perks up, hands grabbing at the air in his direction. Beckoning him to sit at her other side.
Mammon acquiesces with an unsubtly fond eyeroll. Smiling openly.
Asmo snickers at him
âHonestly, Mammon, you still canât admit that youâre wrapped around that humanâs little finger? Youâve all but adopted her at this point! Canât you say how much you love her?â Asmo teases.
Mammon sputters, hands flapping frantically as his face burns bright red. âWhâ! Iâ! NO! I donât love the human, I didnât even want the human, I donât care about the stupid thing, what the fuck are ya talkinâ about AsmoâShut the fuck up before I make youâ!â Mammon deflects desperately, defending himself as Asmo cackles.
Under the sound of Mammonâs shouting, thereâs a muffled little sound. A quick, squeaky puff of air, as if from being punched in the gut... Auva.
She inhales slowly, blinking hard. Trying not to cry. Trying not to draw attention.
Itâs not working. She turns to bury her face in Beelâs shirt.
Because⌠Auva knew Mammon didnât like her at first, he had said as much all the time! But⌠but she really thought he had changed his mind by now! He hadnât said anything like that in weeks!
All the time he spent in her room, all the hangouts and talks and whispering stupid comments to each other in class, all the silly memes theyâd sent to each other, his ever present charger and toothbrush and random items left in her room because heâs always in there with her⌠how is that not friendship? How can he still not care about her after all that? How could he not want her? WhyâŚ
ââŚwhy would he say that?â Auva asks Beel, her voice cracking with barely suppressed tears.
Beel places an arm around her shoulders. âHe doesnât mean it.â He assures her.
She sniffles quietly.
ââthe worst, Asmo, see if I donât sell YOU next, you piece ofâoh, humanâŚâ Mammon finally notices his human, curled up in a little shivering ball of heartbreak. Hiding under Beelâs arm. Tucked away from him.
âWhaâno, no, hey⌠ya know I never mean any of that⌠right? Human..? AuvaâŚâ Mammonâs voice is suddenly softer. Soothing, like heâs trying to coax a scared animal out of hiding.
Silence.
(In the background, Levi glares at Asmo. He throws a nearby cushion at him.)
âI didnât mean it, Auva, I promise..! Câmon⌠look at me?â Mammon frantically says.
Auva sniffles again. âY-you said⌠you donât care about me. Stupid thing, you said⌠you saidââ
âNo, no, human⌠Iâm sorry. I didnât⌠youâre not a stupid thing. I promise ya, I didnât mean it! I was justâŚâ he sighs heavily, as he mentally kicks his own ass.
âIâlook. I get defensive, Iâm⌠howâd you put it? Iâm real fuckin bad at feelings, okay? I justâI get called out, then I get defensive, anâ I just yell lies to get everyone to lay off, anââaww, baby, no donât cry, donât⌠fuck, Iâm a jackass⌠câmere, câmereâŚâ
Beel glares at Mammon as he pulls Auva out of her hiding spot, so he can hug her.
Auva thinks what he just said demonstrates some rather impressive emotional intelligence and self-awareness, especially for someone who just claimed to be bad at feelings. This⌠is encouraging, she thinks. Maybe, maybe it really will be okay..? Maybe he really does love her?
Hesitantly, desperately, Auva hugs back. Tangling her fingers into his shirt, hands bunched up in the loose fabric at his sides. Clinging, but not daring to actually hold him. Not yet.
âIâll work on it, I promise. Iâll do better. I promise, I promise, human⌠Iâm so sorry, I didnât mean a word of it, Iâve never meant any of that, please tell me ya knew thatâŚâ Mammon pleads as he squeezes his human tightly. Secure, safe⌠how he knows by now she responds best to.
âYou said⌠you said you donât want me..?â Auva sobs.
âI do, baby, I do. Youâre MY human. âCourse I want ya! Iâm never gonna get rid of ya⌠shhh, shhshshh⌠Iâm here, baby. I gotcha. Iâm not lettinâ go. Promise.â
Mammon has dropped his tsundere nonsense entirely. It falls away to reveal the soft, gentle, protector that Mammon is when no one else is there to witness it.
ââŚAuva?â Mammon murmurs in the long, quiet moment after sheâs calmed down. âYou did know that I never meant any of that crap I say when I get like that⌠right?â
Auva shakes her head slightly. âHow would I know?? I canât do subtext, Mam. Unless itâs in fiction, I guess. I never pick up on any of that in real life. I just⌠I trust you, so I believe you. S-so⌠if you say that you donât care about me⌠how would I know thatâs not what you meant?â
ââŚoh. Well⌠fuck. I⌠yâknow what? I need you to know Iâm tellinâ ya the truth now. I want you to use the pact. Command me to tell you the truth. Lemme tell you what I really meant.â
Auvaâs taken aback. Thatâs a big gesture! âUmâare you sure?â
He looks away, red-faced and clenching his jaw as he nods. He gestures at her to hurry it up, get it over with.
âOkay⌠Mammon, tell me the truth. What do you really think of me?â
âAuva⌠youâre MY human. My precious lil buddy. Youâre my lil gremlin human. Thereâs really not much I wouldnât do for you. I love you, Iâd NEVER get rid of you! I canât imagine ever not wanting you here with me. Youâre not some⌠stupid annoying obligation. Not at all. I canât believe you really didnât realize how much I cared about you, even from the very first few days of knowinâ you! Auva, Iâm supposed to protect you, and I WANT to! Youâre my baby, Auva. My lil baby. I love you, and Iâm staying with you. As long as possible. âKay?â
Auva stares wide eyed at Mammon. Thatâs⌠wow. Some shit sheâs sure heâd NEVER say if it werenât forced out of him. Safe to say she knows what to believe now.
She lifts the command.
ââŚwow. Okay. Yeah. Thank youâŚâ
Overwhelmed, Auva buries herself in Mammonâs arms again. That was⌠a lot.
âDonât let go?â She requests softly. Mammon squeezes her reassuringly in answer.
Itâs peaceful again for a moment.
âMammon.â Beel rumbles threateningly. âIf you make the baby cry again I will throw you through another wall.â
Auva makes an embarrassed sound, curling into Mammon to hide again.
Mammon laughs. âYeah, yeah. I wonât. I got the baby. Sheâs fiiine.â
Auva squeaks, overwhelmed and unsure how sheâs supposed to react. She decides on clinging to Mammon and ignoring everything else. Her usual strat. Itâs normally effective enough.
