Hey- hey guys
I think my girlfriend’s asleep.
Shhhhhh shhh shh sh
Don’t wake her up-
So I can enact my master plan.
Ready? Ready to hear my diabolical scheme?
Okay okay
So, here’s what I’m gonna do
Ready?
I’m going to make a list of all the things I can do to make her smile and then AND THEN- shhh no wait this is the best part
And then I’m going to do them! And make her smile the biggest smile ever.
1) text her good morning as always
2) ask how she is (of course)
3) send her a video of a squirrel AND bear (interacting cutely? Absolutely.)
4) tell her how amazing she is (easy)
5) work on my secret animation project for her-
6) tell her how much I want to kiss her and how much I love her
7) send her a picture of Holly so she can be blessed by her fury little face of cute rage
8) give her all the love
Now SHHHHH don’t, don’t tell her I’ve planned this- okay? I’m trusting you not to tell her.
Okay! Good. It’s a plan.






















