#dhs meme

“ you cannot wear that. ” “ alright get in there and put it on. ” “ i need twenty photos of you in that. ” “ what if we did a group/couples/duo costume? ” “ buy me ice cream and i’ll wear whatever you want. ” “ the villains always have the best outfits. ” “ i need a shit load of fake blood, now. ” “ you know how to use liquid latex? ” “ i wanna look so creepy i shit myself when i look in the mirror. ” “ shopping has never been so much fun. ” “ did you see they have a temporary bar here too? ” “ they really went all out for just a shopping day, huh? ” “ let me do your make up. ” “ you’re gonna look incredible. ” “ i’m tired already. ” “ just point me to the food court. ” “ no, you can’t just wear a plastic bag and call yourself a ghost. ” “ did you hear there’s gonna be a costume competition? ” “ we have to look the best. ”

“ i’m not going in that fucking thing. ” “ i won! ” “ this thing is rigged. ” “ i swear if someone touches me i’m gonna lose it. ” “ i might punch a zombie. ” “ merry spooktime. ” “ i’m so full on cotton candy. ” “ how much popcorn is too much popcorn. ” “ i’m gonna need a shot before i can go through with this. ”  “ the worst part is i look like shit. ” “ that ruined me. ” “ if you get scared, just hold my hand. ” “ don’t squeeze my hand so hard! ” “ those were some weak zombie noises. ” “ wanna puke your guts up on the rides? ” “ let’s go on the ferris wheel! ” “ they have pumpkin carving right next to the bar. that’s a recipe for disaster. ” “ you look ridiculous. ” “ that’s an intense outfit. ” “ who even likes clowns? ” “ i think i shit myself. ” “ it wasn’t even that bad. ” “ lets make out in the haunted house. ” “ nothing like a little fear to get the juices going. ” “ you are such a creep. ” “ win a giant teddy for me? ” “ are you a haunted house? because i wanna come in you on halloween. ” “ i don’t wanna hear about how much you wanna fuck a ghost. ” “  these rides are so good i don’t even care that i puked twice already. ” [ text ] i think i got lost somewhere around the dining room, send help  [ text ] was that you screaming?  [ text ] while you were busy i won a stuffed animal, so fuck you  [ text ] m lill bit dru kn rn !!  [ text ] meet me in the haunted house, lets get it on  [ text ] get the candy floss and meet me at the bar, i got an idea 

“ wow, the decorations look really good. ” “ time to get spooked up! ” “ i can’t believe someone actually did the bed sheet towel idea. ” “ lets do the monster mash. ” “ if they don’t play time warp, i will riot. ” “ lets go bobbing for apples. ” “ some people take the term ‘sexy’ way too far on halloween. ” “ who comes as a sexy nun?! ” “ you look incredible. ” “ you coulda tried harder. ” “ get me drunk. ” “ if i’m not falling on the floor drunk, then we’re not done. ” “ what’s the halloween equivalent to kissing under mistletoe? ” “ lets make out behind a skeleton. ” “ did you see the guy in a grinch outfit? they got the wrong holiday. ” “ you really pulled this off. ” “ are those handcuffs real? ” “ i wanna peel the latex off your face, is that weird? ” “ come do shots with me. ” “ did you really come as that? ” “ you’re a real treat. ” “ nobody came as a clown, good. ” [ text ] where did you go?  [ text ] did you see the pumpkin bong?  [ text ] these jello shots are kicking my ass  [ text ] get over here and dance with me  [ text ] stop being a halloween grinch  [ text ] those dance moves were fire  [ text ] i might be tipsy  [ text ] am i drunk or did i just see a headless school girl/boy/person