#dfp!thorin

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Thorin Oakenshield is not an abuser and it’s blatant mischaracterisation to portray him as such. I’m sad that the fandom has made you feel like he is but he is not. I’m also sad that a part of the fandom has decided to portray him as such. Thorin is not perfect and he has a dark side, it’s true, but he. Is. Not. An abuser.

OMG this is amazing, i have to publish this akfjskldjf I HIT HIM WITH A FISH, BLESS. this is so funny bc a while ago someone sent me an ask saying, what if thorin met dfp!thorin and kicked his ass, and i was like, well obviously he would do this and it would be glorious, and now you’ve gone and dreamed that i kicked dfp!thorin’s ass with a fish and i’m just?? bless this day 

dfp = “dark fuck prince”, i explained in detail here and i have a dfp!thorin tag on my blog lol

lol dfp means “dark fuck prince”, and refers to the old and incorrect characterization of thorin as all sexually-aggressive and, and, just not being his toasty marshmallow true self, i explained better here and omg i have a dfp!thorin tag on my blog

thorin needs to be protected at all costs, i actually literally JUST deleted an ask from another “thorin is an asshole” anon. ??? when will it end?? i forgot to do the damn “ignore” thing tho, i’m so mad. i could have found out who they were. -_-

this is the best thing i've ever stared at a wall for five minutes contemplating.

all accurate. the anti-dfp!thorin manifesto continues.

obviously we all know that thorin is actually a besotted lovesick dork that blushes whenever bilbo compliments him and literally cannot believe that someone like bilbo could ever love someone like him.