Honestly Cosmo should hire me to write their sex tips, because I would be great at it. It would basically be like "How to sabotage your own sex life annoying your boyfriend." And I would just make up a shit ton of crazy stuff because isn't that what they do anyway? Like, "Whisper the "Jason Durelo scale” in his ear passionately when it starts get really heated." See what he does. Maybe he leaves and maybe he is already ruined because he lives with you and he can't just go somewhere else. You've already ensnared him in your web. You go girl.
















