regarding the post where every lantern corps wants billy as a member.
What if billy vibes with dexstarr and the JL is super nervous hes gonna take a red lantern ring but hes just petting a kitty
Billy was going about his business as usual. As of now, he was bored, and he was sitting on the curb in front of his apartment complex watching two crackheads duke it out on the other side of the street. Miss Bambi was next to him smoking a cigarette and also watching. Suddenly, a strangely blue cat came out of nowhere.
Billy and Ms. Bambi: *watch the cat trot over*
Dexstarr: *meows and a red ring floats over to Billy*
Billy: âOh, thank you, kitty!â *just shoves it in his pocket and just picks up Dexstarr and starts petting him*
Ms. Bambi: âCareful, bud. Try not to get scratched or bitten. Who knows what it could have.â *thinks this is just adorable*
Dexstarr: *stiff in Billyâs hold and letting himself be pet, honestly expecting the boy to have at least a little anger or sadness or at least something*
Billy: âIâll go see the nice doctor guy and see if we can see why youâre blue, kitty. Then, Iâll get some money so we can get you some food!â
Dexstarr: *confused by the very sudden adoption*
Billy learned that Dexstarr was a pretty angry kitty. It scratches Billy sometimes and scratches other people a lot of times. Billy takes pride in the fact he gets scratched slightly less than other people. As for the ring the kitty gave him? He still hasnât worn it yet. Heâd moved it into his pocket dimension after it fell out of his pocket and he nearly left it in a gas station. It was probably safer there. Anyways, heâd honestly forgotten about it until one day he and Dexstarr were lounging on a roof in Fawcett. Billy then felt a small buzz from his pocket dimension, signally he got a notification from his comm. So he transformed, rightfully spooking the kitty.
Marvel: âDex?â *trying to sound placating*
Dexstarr: *pulls out a bunch of energy constructs so he can attack Marvel*
Marvel: *dodging any attacks* âDex! Itâs me! Billy!â
The cat obviously didnât listen seeing as that was a grown man, not the ten year old boy itâd been hanging out with for the past couple weeks.
Marvel: âKitty, I have proof! Look!â *pulls out the ring from his pocket dimension* âRemember how you gave this to me?â
It took some more convincing despite the fact he had the ring. Thankfully, Dexstarr calmed down enough for it to allow Marvel to scratch under its chin just the way Billy knew it liked. Marvel put the ring back into the pocket dimension and sat down so he could keep scratching under its chin. He was finally able to look at the comm. Something about a meeting. Billy didnât really want to leave Dexstarr alone, not to mention he wanted to familiarize the kitty with his Marvel form. So, he took it to the Watchtower.
He saw Hal when going to the meeting room.
Marvel: âHey, Hal! Meet my cat, Dex!â *holds Dex up for Hal to see*
GL: *stares for a solid minute* âIs that Dexstarr?â
Marvel: âNo, his name is Dexter.â
GL: âUhmâŠâ *looks over Dexstarr* âNah⊠Iâm pretty sure thatâs Dexstarr.â
GL: âUh yuh huh. Thatâs a Red Lantern.â
Marvel: âNah, he just looks like that.â
GL: âI- wha-â *takes a deep breath* âCap, give me the cat.â
Marvel: âWhat? No, heâs my cat!â *holds Dexstarr up because heâs way taller than Hal*
GL: âDude, no he isnât!â *tries to reach before just flying to try and grab him*
They spent a solid five minutes of Marvel moving Dexstarr away from Hal while the Green Lantern tried to get the cat. Eventually, they got into what was basically a tug of war with the cat.
Marvel: âDefend yourself Dexstarr!â
Dexstarr: *vomits blood-plasma-acid on the floor*
Dexstarr: *makes some super dangerous constructs with his ring to kill Hal*
It took a lot to convince Dexstarr to not attack. Soon after that realization, they both also realized they were extremely late to the meeting. They both went in and sat down. The entire meeting consisted of Hal side eying him from where he sat next to Billy. He even did the âI got my eye on youâ sign. Billy didnât even bother to be subtle with the way he stared back. His head was directly looking towards him as he rubbed under Dexstarrâs chin. Meanwhile, Flash, who sits on the other side of Marvel, is looking at the blue cat in Marvelâs lap in confusion. And Supes can smell a cat somewhere and heâs also confused.
Later after this, Hal gathered the other Green Lanterns and went to go confront him.
Marvel: *turns around in his chair, petting Dexter like the Godfather* âWhat can I help you gentlemen with.â *has the Red Lantern ring Dexstarr gave him on the hand petting the cat*
Billy doesnât know why he was being so dramatic right now, but what he does know is that this ring doesnât really do anything. Sure, he feels a little bit more irritable, but oh well. To be honest, he just feels like Billy. As for the blood thing and replacing of the heart, Billy is pretty sure Marvel doesnât have either of those things. Heâs just magic.
All three GLâs: *dramatic gasps when they see the ring*
Guy Gardner: âHand over the cat, Cheese. Heâs super dangerous.â
Marvel: *shrugs* âIt was probably self defense.â
John Stewart: âThat might be true, but that doesnât change the fact.â
Marvel: âSo? You think Iâll just hand over my son like that?â
Marvel: âHeâs practically my son.â
Hal: *shares a look with Guy and John* ââŠRight. Listen. Captain, if you donât hand him over, weâll have to take him by force.â
Marvel: *sounds distinctly colder than any of them had ever heard* âDo you really think you three could beat me?â
Thatâs how Marvel ended up getting 21 v 1âd and somehow ended up winning. As for where the other 19 people came from. They called in reinforcements from nearby sectors. Thats how badly they were getting beaten.
Moral of the story, bro really likes his cat-son. Ha. Catson. Billy Batson and Dexstarr Catson.
Marvel also holds Dex just like this because I say so.