This is BB and he is a grumpy middle aged man who really wishes I wouldn't stick my phone in his face and make the pspspsps noise.
He's 💯% thinking "why do you annoy me so, human?" 10/10 beautiful grumpy man whom i would also pspspsps at 💚💚💚

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This is BB and he is a grumpy middle aged man who really wishes I wouldn't stick my phone in his face and make the pspspsps noise.
He's 💯% thinking "why do you annoy me so, human?" 10/10 beautiful grumpy man whom i would also pspspsps at 💚💚💚

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It's 1AM and all I can think about is: The egos but as sneks. But not like, actually snakes, no. Snek!Anti is green and has a little red mark where his throat scar is. And snek!Robbie just plops and does little snek bleps and is soft. And snek!Marvin and Jackie with little capes havin' some cuddles. Snek!Wilford is pinker than pink and has a little wiggly Warfstache! Snek!Dark having to keep snek!Wilford outta trouble by just wrapping around him. Jim Sneks!!! I'm gonna bed now, pfft.
That sounds so cute omg?? Little wiggly noodle bois.
Dantistache HC: Usually when the three of them cuddle up at night, Dark sleeps in the middle. But on Anti's Bad Nights™, they have to let Anti sleep in the middle because he will toss and flail in his sleep. Even so, sometimes Anti will flail and toss mid-nightmare. Dark tried waking Anti from a nightmare once and it Did Not Work Out Well, so now they more or less have to smoosh/sandwich cuddle Anti in between the two of them. Anti wakes up sweaty and baps at them to get off him eventually.
Yes good?? Blessed content?? Like Dark sleeps in the middle by default bc he likes feeling secure between his two skyscraper bfs, but if Anti or Wilford are having a Bad Night, they get to sleep in the middle.
So, because I am tickled pink that you let me bring my metaphorical bucket and shovel to play in your sandbox universe (especially where Beadle is concerned!), I was wondering: What are Anti's Really Bad Days™ like? What is the best way to pull him back from the brink? (I am totally not asking for minor angst production reasons. -pushes tiny ficlet behind back-) Thank, friendo!
It’s funny you say that, actually, bc I wrote a fic on this topic a couple of days ago!
But, if you’re talking about his Intense bad days? The days where his sense of self-preservation is basically gone? That requires a lot of physical grounding and distractions, and the one who’s usually able to bring Anti back from the brink the fastest is Robbie, with Angus and Dark coming in a close second.
Anti needs lots of physical contact -- hand-holding, hugs, back rubs, and so on, depending on what he’s comfortable with at the time. Talking to him about fond memories and/or the environment around him works really well, too, but you have to expect the conversation to be mostly one-sided, since Anti’s completely nonverbal when he has those days, save for the occasional whimper/whine/etc. He’ll nod or shake his head to answer, but don’t expect him to say much, if at all.
Depending on how bad he’s feeling, it can take anywhere from a couple of hours to the rest of the day to get him out of his funk enough to have a clear head. He’ll be super clingy once he snaps back to reality, tho, and he’ll be like that until the next day, but it’s the way everyone knows he’s feeling like himself again.
That reply made me giggle! That is probably legit what happened. Robbie saw a shiny portal one day and reached out into it and poof, he pulled out a Beadle! Then later Beadle shows up in the house like a stray animal that Robbie unwittingly gave the metaphorical milk to.
Animals tend to follow Robbie back home anyway bc Robbie just has this... aura, I suppose, about him, that makes animals and even people feel safe and calm around him. No one’s really sure why or how it’s a thing, but it is, and Robbie enjoys it bc that means he can help people feel calm and happy when they need, so it works out!

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More Beadle and Robbie cuteness: After discovering how delicious milk is, Beadle wants to try more of this dimension's food. With some convincing from Robbie, all the egos save their bones and such for Beadle after having chicken one night. Schneep voices some concern over whether they should be allowing the Eldritch to have such small bones before Anti points out that Beadle is made out of the /void/. Schneep still worries though, because he is a doctor after all, but he relents. (1/2)
Later that night, Schneep is dragged out of an unusual sleep by the sound of crunching coming from the kitchen and Robbie's quiet voice. He shakes off the strange sleep and goes to investigate. And there under the kitchen table is Beadle (who really seems to like being under furniture) and Robbie giggling as the two converse in their strange noise based way. Not a bone is left of the chicken. Schneep sighs and goes back to bed, his dreams still strange but his mind at ease. (2/2)
That’s so fucking cute I’m screaming.
One more and then I'mma go to bed, because work (also I may make a fic of this, it's been years since I wrote tho. Literally.) Eventually, the Being sticks around long enough that Robbie wants to name them. Anti does not like the idea. Eventually he caves and the whole house brainstorms something to call the Being. The Being doesn't mind, since its True Name would render them all insane. They settle on Beadle after the Being's love of those colorful beads Robbie gives it.
Beadle is such a cute name omg.
I like to think that Anti and Beadle eventually, for Robbie’s sake, try to get along well enough that they consider each other friends (kind of like what Anti and Marvin did to improve their friendship), and they do, but it’d take a good while.
Beadle and Drippy Nonsense: Sometimes the two play hide and seek. Drippy usually hides, using his doll form. Cue one day when they're playing around the house and Drippy ends up stuck in a tight spot. He can't get out of the location because he's in his doll form and reverting back would not only wreck the furniture he's hiding under, but spew ink everywhere. Beadle ends up finding him due to the distressed noises, and manages to wiggle the demon free. That's the last time Drippy hides there!
AWWW I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT DRIPPY MY BOI.
This is so cute tho and I can totally see them getting along once Drippy gets use to Beadle!