Suggested by long-time fan, friend, and cheese connoisseur cambozola, this particular fashion of going “fuck it!” and just wrapping yourself in a giant comforter blanket is obviously changing how we see fashion. As a fashion expert (which I tell myself that I am every morning), I looked into the reason why this is a thing. What I came up with is that this model has just ascended to a whole new level of laziness. I get that.
Do you know how hard I have to work to get ready in the morning? I have to put on my makeup, untangle my hair (you shouldn’t touch it or else you’ll lose a hand), wash my face, pluck any loose hairs, drain some more blood from my victims (it’s good for my skin), spend an hour picking out a matching outfit, spend another hour picking out a different matching outfit because that first outfit is somehow wrong now... I would love to just wrap myself up in a blanket and be done! To hell with the world! To hell with what people think! To hell with my disappointed mother who feels like her daughter “gave up on trying to be attractive”!
Score: 8.8 out of 10. On second thought, with the fact that the model’s eyes are blacked out and she’s in a featureless white room... is this woman being held hostage? Is that blanket what her body will be wrapped in before being dumped into the ocean? I have so many questions, but unfortunately I have to start getting ready for work in 10 hours.