who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: skye did because she was like, 99% positive she could just ‘roast’ them a little. she couldn’t. she could not.who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: probably skye. she doesnt real care if the cat sees her have sex. grant, however, feels deep deep embarrassment.who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: skye posting videos of grant working out or grant taking things super literally. grant making sandwiches. grant and dogswho breaks the most phones: grant who presses too hard on touchscreens when the buttons don’t work and keeps cracking the screens with his meaty dogfingers. meaty dogfingers aren’t even a thing, skye. then why do your screens keep breaking, grant?who dies first: grant. skye lives a lot longer than she should. than she wants to.which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: grant, especially because he doesn’t have dairy very often out of dietary restrictions, and so he’s not really fully lactose intolerant but it also doesn’t sit super well with him.who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: SKYE. especially with firearms. always with firearms.who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: skye isn’t a big spoon so much as she is a backpack. but she still takes up as much space as physically possible, until she’s basically horizontally laying across the bed and grant is on the floor, listening to her snoring.who uses the computer most: skye does, obviously. she has to maintain her grant vine page and do other totally legal and government friendly things.
