#dethshit talks

Like I know they did the interview with Nick (a Larry King spoof) and Pickles appeared on a few shows during his time with his promoter and if I remember correctly, I think they did do a montage with the band being judges but I’m talking about a full on gag where they’re part of a panel of judges and they’re not impressed with anyone. Like a contestant could let out the most soul wrenching song and the other judges are in tears, some are brushing away tears and the five of them are just unmoved. 

Up until someone comes up to the stage, stabs open a beer and they just chug it down and crush the can on their forehead and the band is in awe.

 Or maybe someone just comes up, growls a few lines and gets drenched in blood. 

And (because I’ve got a hopelessly active imagination and am a sucker for a good romance) I can’t help but imagine Magnus absolutely frustrated as hell with Fatass because Fatass doesn’t listen to him but adores the vet (can be either gender, I haven’t decided yet). The vet likes all the goats on the farm and has worked with Mashed Potato Johnson for years. Magnus slowly likes the vet, despite hating their guts at first for being better with goats than  he is, and enters a relationship with them but Fatass is just a jealous shit and tries to ruin their time alone at every turn. They can’t even make out in his room without Fatass busting the door down and intruding between them.