"This is where these are supposed to go, yeah?"
Name: “Name? S’just Kunio. …Shit, that’s not gonna fly, is it…? Fine, Fuunji. Kunio Fuunji.” Age: “Eighteen. …Look; I’m legal, yeah? It’s fine.” Position desired: “Heard you guys got openings for Investiagators. The case-by-case type, yeah? I’m in.” Previous experience & qualifications: “Listen, I wasn’t even gonna try for Detective. I know that’s a hard refusal without a badge, and the red guy looks too intense to be flexible on it. And I ain’t had any official position before, either. But let me give it to you straight: if you’re looking for someone who’s got more than his share of licks beating the streets looking to track down a lead, putting his neck on the line against thugs, crooks and killers, I’m your guy. I’m confident in that.”
“…Heard rumblings you guys don’t settle for half-measures and only want the truth. I respect that. I can be pretty abrasive, but I think I can be a team player with that kinda ideal.” Opinion on comic sans: “…Ain’t that usually for the Sunday funnies? Ah, whatever; no skin off my nose; you do you.”
“Hmm? I thought somebody else was answering the investigations applications- No matter, I will handle this.”
“Anyway, you’re correct. Eighteen is a perfectly reasonable age for the job, and I’m more concerned with your merit and your worth than a silly concern like age. I do find your lack of official certification concerning, but your experience looks impressive, and if we can fit in a goose of all things I believe we should have room for you in our agency. Consider yourself hired.”
