"This is where these are supposed to go, yeah?"
Name: âName? Sâjust Kunio. âŚShit, thatâs not gonna fly, is itâŚ? Fine, Fuunji. Kunio Fuunji.â Age: âEighteen. âŚLook; Iâm legal, yeah? Itâs fine.â Position desired: âHeard you guys got openings for Investiagators. The case-by-case type, yeah? Iâm in.â Previous experience & qualifications: âListen, I wasnât even gonna try for Detective. I know thatâs a hard refusal without a badge, and the red guy looks too intense to be flexible on it. And I ainât had any official position before, either. But let me give it to you straight: if youâre looking for someone whoâs got more than his share of licks beating the streets looking to track down a lead, putting his neck on the line against thugs, crooks and killers, Iâm your guy. Iâm confident in that.â
ââŚHeard rumblings you guys donât settle for half-measures and only want the truth. I respect that. I can be pretty abrasive, but I think I can be a team player with that kinda ideal.â Opinion on comic sans: ââŚAinât that usually for the Sunday funnies? Ah, whatever; no skin off my nose; you do you.â
âHmm? I thought somebody else was answering the investigations applications- No matter, I will handle this.â
âAnyway, youâre correct. Eighteen is a perfectly reasonable age for the job, and Iâm more concerned with your merit and your worth than a silly concern like age. I do find your lack of official certification concerning, but your experience looks impressive, and if we can fit in a goose of all things I believe we should have room for you in our agency. Consider yourself hired.â








