A (really old) drawing of Lel from Death Note because I’m a weeby loser

@fictionalcharactercrush-blog:

i actually did reblog it jeez ever heard of fact checking

anyway aight *cracks knuckles* let's do this

fuck, marry, kill: light's gotta go tbh and L is not marriage material so light i guess i'm ur mom now and L this will probably be equally unpleasant for both of us

marry, cuddle, sleep with: light's dad is still the only marriageable one here so. i would...uh...fuck this is really hard...um. guess i'd cuddle L and sleep with light???? wait no i don't trust light enough to sleep anywhere near him so i guess it's cuddle time

fuck, take a bullet for, murder: being ace really complicates this tbh...anyway uh murdering light, and i would TOTALLY take a bullet for light's dad he's like the only good person in death note, so i guess i'm fucking L AGAIN. i didn't even want this when i was at the height of death note hell

adopt, be adopted by, marry: i cannot adopt nor be adopted by someone i've fucked so many times so i guess i'm marrying L, being adopted by light's dad, and adopting light. that's a weird family dynamic. i wonder how that works

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team: i'm killing light for sure. now you'd think light's dad would be the best for the zombie apocalypse team, but L can do literally fucking anything. he's good at fucking martial arts for god's sake. there's nothing L couldn't do. so L's gonna be on my zombie apocalypse team and light's dad is getting betrayed sry

seduce, steal from, serenade: serenade light's dad because he's the only one who wouldn't be a total asshole about it, steal from light because someone needs to take the death note AWAY FROM HIM, and oh gosh golly looks like i'm fucking L FUCKING AGAIN I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS