i saw this twitter screenshot on pinterest and my brain went 'haha papyrus knight theory'
okay. so i did some theorycrafting. (this is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously i just have a bit with my friends where i try to prove papyrus is the knight at every teeny tiny little hint)
uh chapter 3 spoilers i think? anyways *ahem*
my papyrus and dess are the same person and also the knight theory (this is crack treated seriously)
IN whichever year dess was conceived CAROL HOLIDAY had an AFFAIR with WING DING GASTER THE ROYAL SCIENCE which caused a rift between carol and rudy which led to rudy figuring out he was gay but that's UNIMPORTANT!! ANYWAYS
DECEMBER HOLIDAY was born as a SKELETON/DEER HYBRID MONSTER. when they were young they LOOKED LIKE A DEER but when they went through MONSTER PUBERTLY all their FUR FELL OFF TO REVEAL A SKELETON !! (normal puberty things)
then PLOT TWIST! dess realises HE'S actually TRANSMASC and uses HE/HIM PRONOUNS and goes by PAPYRUS. he meets his half-brother sans (because gaster had another son before him!!) sometime during his identity journey. CAROL IS A CAPITALIST AND EVIL AND PAPYRUS DOSEN'T LIKE HER SO HE RUNS AWAY TO LIVE WITH SANS. SOMETIME AFTER THAT he decides to do WHATEVER THE KNIGHT DOES and ALSO!! undertale papyrus lived in SNOWDIN. which is covered in? SNOW. what is snow associated with?
DECEMBER.
FREAKING.
HOLIDAYS.
THEREFORE.
YOU CAN'T HIDE THE EVIDENCE: PAPYRUS UNDERTALE IS THE KNIGHT (AND ALSO DESS)!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!1111!
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