• I’m not even going to ask how you got out of the moon’s gravitational pull. I’m also not going to ask how you managed to get back in here. I’m simply going to execute a twelve year torture plan that I’ve come up with in the event of your impossible, yet totally possible, return. First, I’ll put you into the incinerator for a year. Then, year two, the cryogenic storage. And if you’re still alive after all that, I’m going to put you in the chamber where all the robots scream at you. Fun fact: I built that room explicitly for morons you. AND if after all that, you’re somehow still alive, I’ll just kill you. I will crush you & hang whatever’s left of your decimated remains over the acid pits on deck fifteen as a friendly reminder to ALL morons that they shouldn’t be as MORONIC as YOU. •
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