#desertedaviator

desertedaviator replied to your post:Hey, Harley... Fluttershy. 8'I

You’re such a dork. At least I can take care of animals. PFFT.

-FAKE GAG AT HER KISS- FRICKIN’ /COOTIES/. -He squishes her cheeks.- Did’ya get anything cool for Christmas? Huh? HOW WAS YOUR HOLIDAY. TELL ME EVERYTHING.

Ooooh, don't you dare give me that! [Lightly grabbing onto the sides of his face, Antoinette presses multiple little kisses to his cheeks,] I hope that my lipstick gets all over your face then you can walk around and suffer.

[Stepping back from Vincent, and letting out a huff. Antoinette crosses her arms and softly taps her index finger against her cheek.]  Weeeell, It was good! I got spoiled with presents by friends, I got a lot of kitchenware and gift cards to nice places! Like, expensive stores in the mall, I mean, what girl turns down that? 

[LOOK AT THIS GUESTS]

[GUESTS GUESTS GUESTS]

[AND AROUND THE HOLIDAYS TOO - HIS TIME HAS COME]

I’ve only been once and I tripped over a wet floor sign and ended up in hospital with a concussion. N E V E R AGAIN.

[She snorts,] Wow 'ya fuckin' nerd, that's gotta be hella embarassin', you enjoy the fuckin white girls tryna dance tho? [She laughs.] 

It's hella funny watchin' flat girls, I mean, I ain't got anything, but atleast I ain't up on that stage with my bad makeup, no ass, no boobs tryna fuckin' twerk. It's so fuckin' funny sometimes I kinda get drunk 'n I go there just 'ta laugh at the ladies with friends. 

Got any nightclub stories man? B) 

… But aren’t you supposed to taste it before you give it to people…

I don't know,

(( OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND HUH LAFFS AT MY NEWEST ICON ))