#des0lation

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"because ... i told you to."

"listen, buck-o. if i gave two shits about doing what i was told to do? i wouldn't have had half the fuckin' fun," and subsequent not so fun kinda bullshit (he leaves his part out), "i've had. so why in shari lewis's sweet, sweet ginger carpeted bush should i care about doing something you have the balls to think i'd listen to because you told me?" the humor dancing in those green eyes sparkles joyously. this one? secretly. he kinda likes him. got gonads the size of texas swinging between those thighs. doesn't he?

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"i'm not sure i should say anything at all."

"heard this fucking gen l, m, n, o, p, z, 2, 3.. whatever cum blob that survived the gauntlet and won the prize of being shat out say something that made sense the other day." stops himself mid-explanation to huff a snorted chuckle of disbelief. "i know right? fucking miracle. shitstains sound like they're speaking a different language that straight up butchered the school system's best efforts to include everyone. that's what happens when they started that short bus shit."

deep breath, frustration flares his nostrils. annoyed look cast towards the heavens like god himself fucked that one up by letting it happen.

"it's true though. if you gotta say anything," lips purse and broad shoulders lift then roll in a shrug, "say it with your whole fuckin' chest. tits out for blunt honesty." uneven grin. one might even say is charming in spite of the shit that comes out his mouth by the minute. "if you don't? that's just pussy behavior."