#derselife

He squinted his eyes and smiled. "Joshua??" He repeated, once again allowing the heel of his sandal to smack Joshua in the face. This time the swamp monster struggled, before suddenly rolling over, before Delmar could move.  Inevitably, he crushed the storm fairy, who let out a loud wheezing noise. "DUDE. DON'T HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH YOUR DAMN SANDALS. AND DON'T SIT ON ME EITHER."

The fairy pursed his lips, suddenly rolling over so that he was now on his stomach, one of his sandals clunking Joshua quite harshly in the nose as he talked, causing the swamp monster to let out a pained yelp. Delmar ignored the noise. "Ooh, I would I would if it wasn't for my allergy to lemons! we could always use something else... Since you seem so interested..."

Right as Joshua was about to respond to that, with a disgusted look on his face, Delmar abruptly barreled into the swamp monster's legs, knocking him over. Still smiling as per usual, Delmar gave a huge toothy grin. "OR OR OR OR OR!!!! WE COULD NOT SHOVE A LEMON UP MY ASS." The fairy suggested before taking a seat on the conveniently overturned amphibian. "I like the idea of not stuffing a citrus fruit into any of my orifices."

"I don't wanna bang, like, ANYONE..." .....That might have been a lie. Meanwhile, Delmar was still lurking nearby. Immediately, Joshua pointed at him. "'Specially not around him..."

"Ooh, bad idea. That guy's an asshole. That's why I just let him do whatever... I don't wanna end up with a nasty curse like that..." He muttered, eyeing the rain cloud suspiciously. "You could probably get rid of that if you took a bath of like... Sea salt, sage, and lavender.... Those are good for getting rid of curses... And like, white candles... I learned that at... At school..."

He nodded. "A PRESENT!!!" He echoed back, before suddenly pulling a baton out of the sleeve of his sweater. His hands folded behind his back, he grinned even wider, before tossing the item up in the air, and then catching it. "BEFORE WE GO ON WITH OUR PETTY ARGUMENTS,  LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR WHAT I DID TO JOSHUA, NOT A BIT! AND THIS LITTLE GIFT WILL NOT BE A BENEFIT~!! NOT TO YOU. BUT TO ME! FOR I HOPE YOU LIKE THE RAIN AND STORMS, BECAUSE NOW FOR YOU, THAT'S GOING TO BECOME A NORM!! BUT NOT FOR THE WEATHER, NOT OUTSIDE! BUT IN YOUR HOUSE IS WHERE IT WILL THRIVE! GET USED TO THE MESS, GET USED TO THE STORM! BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOUR UNLUCKY "CLOUDS" WILL FORM! KEEP A KEEN EYE ON ALL OF YOUR SHIT, BECAUSE THIS SPELL WILL NOT, CAN NOT, DOES NOT, QUIT!! TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND LOOK OUT AT FIRST! CUZ I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, KID! YOU JUST GOT CURSED!!" Then, laughing hysterically, he disappeared into a cloud of confetti.

"Alright! But you like totally brought this upon yourself and junk..." He replied, narrowing his eyes and pointing an accusing finger. It took no more than a couple of seconds before he had moved even closer. He seemed hesitant, but reached out and placed his (undoubtedly extremely chilly) hands on Sam's cheeks. Joshua squeezed his eyes shut and puckered his lips, before leaning in, and pressing a small, sweet, kiss on his lips. Apparently he was a little more gentle than his appearance would lead you to believe...

He moved a bit closer. "Yeah, you totally should be. I'm definitely gonna kiss you now..!"