#derekdoesntevenknow

Marky and Scott arrived at the bowling alley looking for Daniel, also known as butters. Marky casually slides on his grease towards the counter in what he thinks is a cool fashion.

Mark looks at the person that gives out bowling shoes.”What up shoe bitch, have you seen butters?” The shoe bitch looks at mark with disgust and wonders (what the hell did society do to him to become like this) He brushes off the rudeness.

“The names Jeremy, and I don’t know maybe a little compensation might make me think harder” Mark looks at Jeremy and nods and reaches into his pocket to take out an item. Mark slides the Peach amiiboo towards Jeremy.

“Does that tickle your pickle?” Jeremy nods and points toward lane 20. As Marky leaves the counter he mentions “Oh its straight from Japan”. 

Marky adjusts his fedora and smells his breath. He walks towards butters’ lane and gives him a nod. Marky then proceeds, for whatever reason, to take off his shirt and uses his body grease to propel him down the bowling lane to get a strike, but what actually happens is that he goes off to the side and destroys the bumper and starts bleeding. He gets up and grabs his fedora and limps over to butters. “hey, whats up dan”

“Shut up fool, its butters here on the lane.”

“I’m sorry, butters, can you help Scott and I out with some extra business”

“I don’t know mang, whats the business?”

“Dank kush”. Butters sucks his teeth and shakes his head.

“Do you know how dangerous that business is. I know this one foo-”

“Listen, there are other ways to make money than to sell danky kush, you could even make a sextape”

“Fine we’ll do it on our own then we don’t need you” Marky waddles away towards Scott who was standing by the counter, alone.

“I guess I can sell the arcade and get an office job and wor-”

“NO” Marky slams his fist and then regrets it and rubs it while saying “Look you aren’t selling the arcade we are going to save it, aw this really hurts. M’kasa?” Marky looks around with no response from Mikasa.

Scott looks at Marky and says “We left her at the arcade remember?”

“Whatever maybe some other people here might be willing to join us in our quest” Mark and Scott stand still, with only the sound of Mark’s heavy breathing being heard for a while, until Scott remembers something.

“Oh yeah Derek told me that he had a bowling party to go to here, lets go see if he’s here”

Marky and Scott go to the party section of the bowling alley and behold Derek is right there in the middle of the party.

“He told me this is his fifth this week” Scott mentions.

Marky adjusts his fedora and walks into the section. Scott goes back to the counter to find Jeremy there and notices that he looks terrified.

Someone says “Whats that smell, it smells like a dying rat shitting itself to death”

Derek stares happily at Marky “I know that smell and it only belongs to one person.” Derek looks at the monstrosity in front of him and greets him. “Hey Mark, long time no see, whats up?

“Things and stuff, hey me and Scott have a money problem and we need your help are you in?”

“Yeah of course, anything for you guys! What is it?” Derek chugs down his soda. 

“We need to sell dank kush for money cause Scott can’t afford to pay for the arcade anymore.”

“Uhhh sure I know a guy, hey JJ!” Derek points at the approaching figure and says “This guy sells dank kush for a living you should ask him” When JJ arrives he wraps his arm around him.

JJ smiles and says “Hey I can help you if you got the stuff and here take my nu-”

Scott runs over and is on the verge of tears “Mark! Mark!”

“What is it, papa og?”

Scott grabs onto one of Marky’s folds and says “The arcade... its...” Scott can’t say it.

Marky slaps Scott with a layer of his fat, don’t ask how, and scream “What is it!”

“Its been.. destroyed... blown up... Jeremy saw it on the... news *sniff* and it’s gone.”

Marky says “Stay here I’ll go check it out” Marky then begins to pitifully run towards the exit.

Marky makes it to the counter, literally 4 feet from the party section, and gasps for air “Don’t worry... huff... I’m almost there” He then begins to drag his feet and falls over and faint.

Marky wakes up in the bowling alley next to Scott. JJ comes running into party section. “There was a note there”

Marky gets up and asks “What did it say?” and grabs it from his hand. Scott and Marky huddles over the paper to read what it says.

“No way” Marky says in shock.

“It says....” Scott mutters