Jun 15
transmasc Derek and when he gets period cramps the king is like “ARE WE FUCKING DYING?” And Derek is just chilling
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transmasc Derek and when he gets period cramps the king is like “ARE WE FUCKING DYING?” And Derek is just chilling
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-- 40-year-old Derek is a HUSBAND, and he's the best husband the world has ever seen.
-- If someone is saying chivalry is dead, they haven't met our guy. If you're cold, he's got a jacket. If it's raining, he has an umbrella (and will absolutely get wet if it means keeping you 100% dry). Do you live somewhere that has a colder winter? He's warming your car up for you in the mornings before work, and if he needs to, you know he's going to be scraping that ice. Shoveling snow? He lives for it.
-- Best dad/uncle too. Either you have kids of your own, friends with kids, nieces or nephews from Jorge/Nico/Liz ... it doesn't matter, he's an absolute hit with kids. Can give piggyback rides for days, even if the kids are too old and cool for it. He knows the plot points of everyone's favorite movies and shows and books and can easily hold conversations about them, he knows hobbies and activities from memory.
-- A baby whisperer if there ever was one. Babies LOVE Derek. He can always get them down for naps, he can always figure out what's wrong, he's got a good trick for getting a stubborn burp out. Can swaddle like it's his job.
-- He learns how to cook too! When he was younger he could fix a chicken breast and some veggies or whatever, but as he gets older he finds joy in preparing good meals for his loved ones.
-- Is also very good at massages, and always willing to give one! Back, scalp, hands, feet, full body, he's got it all covered and his hands are magic.
-- The flip side of all of this is that by the time he's 40, he's had over 15 years of being in a relationship with you, so he's definitely good and settled, and that means he's totally fine with getting spoiled in return! He spoils you obviously, but is also content to let you do the same. And you better do the same.
-- He has the prettiest smile lines! Looking at him, it's obvious even to strangers that he's lived a life he's happy with.
-- He's a little thicker around the middle too. He's still fit and muscular, but it's a bit less defined now. It comes from spending a little less time at the gym and a little more time making those meals for his family. He's still an active guy, that's just how he is, but he's content with not having that crazy six pack anymore.
-- Will still absolutely turn all the heads though. Beefy arms, muscular thighs, and, you know, his face. He'll only notice someone flirting with him if they're seriously over the top with it, and if it happens he'll tell them the most sickeningly sweet thing about how he's with his soulmate and not the least bit interested in anyone else. He won't even do it to look good or to make you feel better, he'd just do it because it's the truth.
Derek does not have access to his credit card anymore because he's stupid enough to give people his credit card number on facebook when they ask him "if your credit card number was the amount money you had, how much money would you have?", so Rachel had to cancel the credit card and get a new one. And never give him it again.
Dating Derek Hale would include...
him always giving you his T-shirts’ and henleys to wear 😩💗
Let’s all be honest we know he’s a FREAK in the sheets so yeah there’s that🤪
Him always being warm bc of his raised blood temp so CUDDLING is a must
Speaking of cuddling this man wants you to lie LITERALLY ON TOP OF HIM
Watching him workout🥵
CONSTANT SEXUAL TENSION BC THIS MAN IS A WHOLE ASS MEAL
Would become a serial killer to protect you if that’s what it took 🤡👍
His eyes go alpha red when he gets turned on #sorrynotsorry
Getting to go on adventures with the gang
Him teaching you self defence
This leads to lots of okay fights ending in more than okay fights if ya know what I mean
TEASING
Yeah I think u guys can fill in the blanks bc this man would be everything u need and more
🥺💗
question: what does derek listen to when he's on the jet?
personally, i hc it's whale sounds or some shit because what else can you fall asleep to?
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What was your favorite book in school? What is your favorite book now?
“I liked To Kill a Mockingbird and Beowulf in school. I still really enjoy those, now. I also really enjoy One Thousand and One Nights.”
Do you believe in soulmates?
“No,” he said, after a long moment of thought. “I believe in love, and I believe some people are better suited for each other than others. But I don’t believe there’s one perfect person out there for everyone that they’re meant to be with.”
I will forever headcanon that Talia’s husband was a human man named Alexander who took her name and supported her fully so the Hale pack legacy could live on, and that he was fully comfortable being a human among wolves and loved Talia and their kids dearly.