hit that heart for one (1) delightful gal by name of miranda to sashay in your direction
[wwe announcer voice] she’s a fast-thinking, sharp-talking, progressive woman with a penchant for subversion and luscious locks that just won’t quit. this woman cannot be topped and will not be stopped, and if you hit that heart, i guarantee, she will not disappoint
( available in both age of sail and modern time periods, depending on what’s called for - in age of sail, she’s a former Lady, probably in post-s2 of bs bc i’m just like that, wherein she’s an active participant in general piracy and in fighting against england - in modern aus she’s a beauty blogger/influencer that owns a flower shop and unapologetically lives her life with her husband and their boyfriend )
