Targon and Lux for that ship meme. HEHE.
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship - Awful(in terms of it being healthy) | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Because of the nature of their relationship, Lux is more or less stuck in a vicious abusive cycle with him. He has control over her because he is one of the few Demacians that know she is a mage. He hangs this over her head and uses this as an excuse to abuse her.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Lux and Targon never officially fall in love as their relationship is too unstable to actually be considered love. It’s not until after one of their deaths do they realize that they went about everything wrong. Lots of things left unsaid and things were done that shouldn’t have been done.
How was their first kiss? - Strange. Targon had just beat her up because he found out she was a mage. To mentally manipulate her, because of her of her lack of romantic experiences, he kissed her passionately and cared for the wounds he had caused.
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Targon and Lux would never ‘marry’ in the canon setting unless he forced her to.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Targon
How healthy is their sex life? - Nothing about their relationship is healthy, but there’s an average libido between the both of them.Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Let me talk to you about warriors stamina
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Not all the time. This relationship is shitty and Targon is a greedy bastard, though he loves to hear Lux scream his name, so it entices him to give her more orgasms.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - One at max and that probably wasn’t on purpose.
How many children will they adopt? - None
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Lux
Who is the stricter parent? - Targon
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Lux
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Lux
Who is the more loved parent? - Lux
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Lux
Who cried the most at graduation? - Lux
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Targon
Who does the most cooking? - Targon, unless he wants to die by food poisoning because Lux is a fantastically bad cook.
Who is the pickiest in their food choice? - Lux
Who does the grocery shopping? - Lux
How often do they bake desserts? - Lux loves baking.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meeeaat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Lux, please don’t make her cook.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Lux
Who cleans the room? - Lux
Who is really against chores? - Targon
Who cleans up after the pets? - No pets
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Lux
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Lux
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Lux
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - No pets
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Does he even allow her to decorate? Lux loves the holidays too much and Targon probably gets sick of festivities rather quickly.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Don’t kill each other
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Targon
Who plays the most pranks? - It’s about the same. If you consider vicious maulings pranks.
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