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an: I hope y’all are enjoying this

your boyfriend was supposed to pick you up from the bar after girls night was over but he never showed up. you had sat by yourself for over an hour, getting shot after shot of your favorite drink until a hand rested on your shoulder. “alright sweetheart that’s enough for the night, let’s get you home” he says. “oh hi mister bernthal, wasn’t expecting you” you giggle. “yeah well you got me, can you walk or do i need to carry you?” he asked, concerned. “i’m a big girl, i can walk” you stumbled out of the chair. “alright carry you it is” he tossed you over his shoulder. “nice ass” you laugh. “be quiet will you?” he chuckled as he walked outside. “why didn’t he pick me up sir?” you questioned. “he was uh busy” he responds. “doing what?” you asked. “loser things, now let’s get you home and relaxed” he replies,smirking

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An: this idea is from @mrbernthalsfangirl on TikTok!

You and Jon couldn’t keep your hands off each other for more than 5 seconds and that’s how you ended up in the ladies bathroom, pinned against the wall of your favorite restaurant full on making out when you heard someone clear their throat. “Oh my gosh I’m so sorry” you blushed in embarrassment, quickly fixing yourself as Jon was just standing there laughing. “You said you locked the door!” You exit the building, angrily. “Did I? I don’t remember saying that” he shrugs. “Oh I’m going to kill you-“ you charge at him but he tosses you over his shoulder, smacking your ass. “Quit misbehaving girl besides she probably enjoyed the free show whilst I was buried deep inside you” he walks towards the car, placing you inside