#deluded

SA: What about a leg? He could break a leg? SD: Nah, then he wouldn’t be able to walk. SA: An arm, then? SD: Angel, relax. It’s going to be fine. SA: I don’t think it’s going to be fine. In fact, I think it’s going to be the opposite of fine. SD: Di even had a poll on tumblr. People like funny things. SA: That’s the point. I don’t think this is funny at all. No one would see it as funny. It’s just pointless. Furthermore, it shouldn't be funny. It is a tense situation, after all. SD: Look, this is MY chapter. You don’t have a say in it. SA: I’m just saying- SD: Nope. You just had the two longest chapters in the story. Just because you’re Di’s pet, it doesn’t mean you can- DI: Hey! I love you both equally! SD * mutters something unintelligible * SA: Readers won’t like it! SD: They’re reading fanfiction! They know the risks they’re taking! SA: And… Insufferable? Really? With all the words in the English language? SD: Yeah, I wonder why Di picked that word for you. Di: Hey there’s no need for this kind of attack- SD: I knew he was your favourite! Di: I’ll shut up. SD: Look, the chapter ends on a disgustingly tooth-rotting note- SA: Ah, yes. That will be rather lovely. SD: Yeeeeah. Right. So, leave the rest to me! SA: Fine. If you won’t see reason, you won’t see reason. Do as you wish. But then don’t tell me I didn’t warn you. SD: Fine! SA: Fine. SD:Fine.