Top 8 Reasons Not to Use PINCH
​1. ​You ​enjoy the grumbling sound your stomach makes as you​ wait an hour for lunch​ to arrive​.
2. You ​live for the long line​s​ ​you're forced to wait in for your​ coffee​ and how they ALWAYS spell your name wrong​.​Â
​​3. ​Y​ou ​enjoy​ deal​ing​ with store clerks who hate their job​ almost as much as you hate doing your taxes. So much fun!​
4. You love having to run an errand in the rain.​ Without an umbrella.​
5. ​You ​adore​ ​the looks your co-workers give you when ​you're late to work​ for the third day in a row​ because you needed to pick up breakfast.
​6. ​You think it's fun to have a total stranger know your address and phone number. Anyone else watch way too many "Law and Order" episodes to be completely comfortable with this?
​​7. ​You love forgetting the one thing you actually needed at the grocery store​ and having to make the trek back afterwards​.
​8. You ​smile and high-five your friends​ when the delivery man gets your order wrong.
Hmm, maybe these reasons aren’t so good after all. Everyone could use PINCH! We’ll get you what you need, when you need it. When in doubt, remember this: just PINCH it.Â