#deliciouslsweetness

these are pizza and just delivery things

violets are blue by HalfFizzbin (1/1 | 2,759 | PG-13)

PROMPT—"Derek the super cranky florist delivery guy (it's the family business!) and Stiles the underemployed, overeducated, bored as fuck receptionist. and obviously Stiles works with Allison, whose besotted fiance is always sending her flowers."

With helpless crushes, stealthy pizza dates, Jenga, and overly-subtle declarations of intent.

12 Days of Hale Publishing by relenafanel (2/2 | 7,533 | G)

Something must have poked his Christmas Spirit. It might be the way Hale was watching the proceedings with a scowl on his face, unable to hide what was clear derision. Earlier, his eyes had lifted when Stiles entered the work pen with the presents, and Stiles had been under the impression he had been vaguely pleased. The only thing Stiles could think of that would make someone such a gloomy grump was not getting a gift.

“What?” Hale asked, staring at him through the glass wall that made up the part of his office facing the work area.

“I’ve got something for you!” Stiles said, waving the small rectangular present as he walked in.

“That’s not mine,” Mr. Hale said, staring at the box like it offended him. Then he stared at Stiles like he was offending him more. “You’ve made a mistake.”

“No mistake, sir. It’s a special delivery from magical Hale Holiday Elves.” Stiles gestured to his head. “See the hat. A man wearing this hat makes no mistakes.”

The Pizza is Less Cheesy Than This by NyxErchomai (1/1 | 1,737 | G)

After Hale's Pizza sends Derek Hale to deliver Stiles' pizza, Stiles converts to a pizza-only diet in an attempt to see more of the broody-but-gorgeous pizza delivery boy.

Discrete Packaging by keriarentikai (1/1 | ~800 | G)

Drunk and almost asleep, Stiles confirmed his order and shut his laptop. 

"There are worse things I could have done whilst drunk," he told himself.  Because when he was drunk he liked talking to himself and using the word ‘whilst’.

He fell asleep with no regrets.

Occam's Razor by snowballschance35 (5/? | 4,248 | R)

Stiles and his little sister are home alone, unaware of the sinister forces descending on them.

I've got the hots, for what's under the hat with the dots! by Resacon1990 (1/1 | 3,021 | PG-13)

"You're a delivery boy for a pizza joint, what part of this job was supposed to be exciting?"

yaeh I also think that the fact that the writers of the show changed a few times didn't help either because they all had their own visions for the show which led to plot holes and shitty scripts. 

deliciouslsweetness​ said: I so feel the same way. The dialogue is so awful (for one), I mean they got gabriel to talk in memes and its just the same plot over and over again. The Winchesters have to play their part and they are fighting and Cas is the Holy leader. Ahhhh it could of been so good.

Exactly! The dialogue is just simply awful! The jokes are usually forced or just some pop culture references that are all the rage atm. I couldn't agree about the plot more. It's the same old same old over and over again. Dean and Sam are fighting, Dean is on a guilt trip, bla bla bla... 

claraoswinthegirlwhocan said:I loved it more when it was just saving people, hunting things. Family business.

omg -- thank you, thank you!

Chicken tikka

hah! totally see where you're coming from. i was a destiel fan before i was a wincest one, and when i watch the show, i root for destiel [because, you know, seasons 4 through 8 are like this one long clusterfuck experimentation in UST, lbr], but so far in fanfiction, i've found that i enjoy the wincest dynamic more, if only because it's so taboo and isolating -- the boys have to struggle with feeling like they have no one else but each other and then the feelings of guilt and shame for "betraying" that trust with the wrong emotions of sexual love. it's just all the angst and wrong that i always love most in fics. XD