Nov 10, 2015
'DOLLAR IN THE METAPHOR JAR.' 'I am in jail and have no access to my bank account and also I was speaking LITERALLY, damn you.' But it is too late. The jar is already being shaken under his nose by Price and Zeller, who have materialized out of nowhere and are performing the traditional celebratory dance. They're wearing silly hats.
WHY WAS THIS NOT SEASON 2? What do they do with the metaphor jar once it’s full, Swan? Do they donate the proceedings to the NEA or what? Take themselves out to a giant (cannibalism-free) dinner? Give that metaphor jar a year or two, it’s going to put everybody’s kids through college.
