#deletetherich

The most environmentally friendly diet is to simply eat a Fortune 500 CEO. Help make this the new fad diet by wearing this money-colored shirt.

I first carved this made up mythical beast and entirely real villain in a block of linoleum. Now it's screen printed on a shirt. It's pretty soft. It's cotton, just like dollar bills. You could trade me a piece of cotton money which you can't even wear and has a picture of a genocidal maniac on it for this shirt which has a funny made up critter on it. Gimme your ugly Andrew Jacksons. I'll give you nice shirts.

Also available as a print!