Kenna and Julian 😈
MARRIED LIFE: JULIAN ARMSTRONG & KENNA WARREN
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: Julian. For-fucking-SURE. After a long night of making rounds, coming home at dawn, too out of wits to find hamper, a mass of black fabric is probably always on the floor. But they both know by the time he wakes up in the afternoon, he’ll take care of it.
forgets to run the dish washer: Trick question— they ain’t got one. They’d agree that it was a waste of money and hydro and just wash the dishes as they go.
pumps gas for the car: Julian just for the sole purpose of flashing her his nutsack in the rearview or something LOL.
drives when they’re going somewhere: Julian. Though Kenna may be a thug, she’s still a princess. A thug cinderella. 👏 THUGERELLA. 👏
rearranges the furniture: Kenna. It probably takes him a day or two to realize that something is different, unless Kenna gives him a smack up the arm when he doesn’t comment on it out the gate.
falls asleep with the TV on: Kenna, while waiting up for him to come home. He probably finds her there a couple times a week, and it’s only then he shows her his unintentional, unadorned tenderness; a blanket lain, a kiss to a forehead. Even married he still struggles to show affection unless the other person is unconscious LOL.
gets to use the bathroom first: Julian. He’s in and out in less than five, and though Kenna is quick, she’s still got that blonde mane to tame.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater: Kenna. Julian’s a cold blooded fuck, he can’t tell whether its hot or cold for shit!
sets up holiday decorations: Neither. It’ll be Christmas Even and they’ll stare blankly into the corner of the living room where their tree is supposed to go, and just look at each other like– ‘Is there something missing?’
leaves the lights on: It doesn’t feel like either of them would, but if it had to be one or the other, Kenna. Julian loves dark rooms so much, he probably never turns them on to begin with.
uses the bathroom with the door open: Julian, just to piss her off. Or flash her another nut.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): It’s a team effort because they’re both too cheap to call a plumber. #bonnie&clyde. (’:
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