#deformed-globule

there is a prompt on get on your knees that really only asks for claude but they have requested spitting and just . nasty sex and i felt very immediately drawn to it because i guess i.... am a fan of writing nasty sex (see my previous fics where the blowjobs are probably longer than they should be!) and so yeah, just ! as soon as i saw that, i knew i needed something where i could put sid and claude together, probably with spit as lube as a potential tag and doing terrible, unspeakable things to each other !

THANKS it’s challah! Actually a lot like brioche; both have sugar and eggs, but with challah you’re supposed to use oil instead of butter and water instead of milk. I’ve been making it since college and only recently figured out how to shape it without adding an extra bucket of flour lol

The one in Pittsburgh I had a spinach and mushroom omelette and hazelnut cheesecake for dessert. So good!

The recipe I usually use is THIS ONE (and there’s also a link to another challah recipe where the blogger explains how to do a basket weave thing to make a round loaf)

🎵The last song I listened to: It’s Gonna Be Me while cooking dinner last night with my mother.

I didn’t make any last year bc I am notoriously bad at keeping them.

I’m actually looking on Etsy for pins for the Very Expensive Ita Bag that I bought to Be Really Gay at my nieces wedding, and also I actually have done that twice even here in Portland where the bus lines are relatively logical. The first time was ten years ago when I was new, so I just got off as soon as I realized it cause I was getting to work, and the second time I was like “fuck it. Fuck this. I’m taking the line 6 tour of Portland today I guess” and just rolled with it.

At least some things are. :) But it’s not spite, not really. Just wanting to Set the World Right, and Let Middle Aged Criminals Be Themselves and Still Love.