the internet: *falls in love with lady dimitrescu* I love my tall milf, she’s amazing! this is tall vampire lady, my milf, worship her!
capcom: lady dimitrescu a milf?? pfft, what?? no, no, no, she is a VAMPIRE with CLAWS!! she’ll RIP you to SHREADS!! be SCARED of her, do NOT fall in love with her, I repeat DO NOT fall in love with her!! and DO NOT worship her, she is EVIL!! she is the VILLAIN
us: if villan why sexy?? and milf?? methinks I will 100% fall in love and worship my mistress. and I must protect *hisses* 🥺💖
capcom:
[the simpsons gif, homer: “Oh, my God, what have we done?”]











