#definitely shitposting

I’m starting an army in appreciation of Amaya, hmu if she’s the general of your heart 🤟🤟

The alignment test might've said I'm a true neutral but we all know I'm a chaotic disaster

Sometimes I look at certain tumblr blogs and think “I bet a member of Green Day has a secret tumblr blog and it’s you. You’re really Billie or Mike or Tre on tumblr shitposting.” Then I end up paranoid for the rest of the day. Good times.

imagine alcina steals your girlfriend from you and she sends you a tik tok with that song that goes “it’s an all girls party, clothing optional.” I would simply be like let me join the party, the fuck?? would beg for it tbh 😭😭