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#DebtDispute #BoneBolango Debt Dispute Case Involving Candidate in Bone Bolango: Defendant Again Absent

Hargo.co.id, GORONTALO – The defendant in a breach of contract (default) or debt dispute case with case number 21/Pdt.G.S/2023/PN Gto, identified as RD, once again failed to appear at the trial held by the Gorontalo District Court on Thursday (28/12/2023). The exact reason for RD’s absence from the session presided over by single judge Hascahyo is unknown. Despite information indicating that RD’s…

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