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"It's over..." Daichi PheonX began as he had his head in his hands with his eyes sunk, as he is now forever traumatized. He looks like he is in despair "So over..." Rioto Kirin said the same, sharing the same expression as the flame sorcerer, "I cannot show my face in public..."

"Uhhhhh..." "It's so over! My social life, my school life, and my sorcerer life are OVER! FREAKING OVER!" Daichi shouted.

"Oh come on, it isn't that bad!" Junpei said as Rioto and Daichi had their heads down and faces in their hands. They saw it. All of them.

Rioto throw his head back and shouts, "Why did I agree to this?!" Rioto is shaking his fists in the air. "Because we don't have enough people?" Danny answers his question as he is standing next to Junpei with his arms crossed. "I mean, Hayato wanted to help the girls. You can't blame him." "I understand that. BUT WHY DO WE HAVE TO WEAR MAID OUTFITS?!" Rioto shouted at Danny and Junpei. "Because...there aren't enough butler outfits," Junpei answered as he and Danny are wearing butler suits while Rioto and Daichi are wearing maid outfits. At first, they didn't like it, but they thought it would be just fine for one day. One day.

"It's going to be one day they said. Hahaha...one day they said." Daichi laughs, tussling his hair. Danny rolls his eyes, "Come on. They're not going to be here for long. The longer you're going to stay inside, the longer they're going to stay here." By they, Danny meant the customers. However, that's the problem. The customers in question are..... ------ Three hours earlier -----

It all began with a phone call from Rioto Kirin as he called Daichi aka Kisho Hashimoto, for an emergency. It started with Rioto calling Daichi for help as they need people on the job. Hayato said it's super urgent.

Since Daichi has no missions of today, he decide to help his friend out on this day off.

What Daichi and Rioto weren't told is that they came to a restaurant, thinking it's a curse that they needed to exorcise. Well...it's part of it but no....they have to go undercover to oust a curse user that are targeting establishments. So what sort of establishment that this curse user is targeting? Maid Cafes.

Yeah, you read it right, dear audience. Maid Cafes. And the motive and the reason? We're about to find out.

On this mission, Hayato requested help due to one of Hina's friends' requests. The people who are on site are Junpei, Danny, Hina, Sakura, and finally, Rioto and Daichi.

Seems simple enough, right?!

Well...Hina is happy to wear a maid outfit. Junpei and Danny were dressed up as bulters to act as guards. Sakura, Rioto, and Daichi. They ended up dressed up as maids. Of course, they aren't happy about that and demanded to know the reason.

Hina's friend, Rei says.

"Three of you look super cute to act the part." Rei smiles at the shocked expressions given by the trio. All of their faces fell in disbelief. But they can't say no to her or Hina. Daichi doesn't know but he feels saying no to Hina is dangerous. After all, Sakura and Rioto agreed with the quick nod of their heads.

End of story. No arguments.

So the three boys begrudgingly wear their maid outfits before their shift begins. Rioto blushes deeply but makes sure to keep himself cool. Sakura tries not to lash out at the customers but ends up getting compliments from both guys and ladies. As for Daichi, he didn't want to do but over time, he settled into the role. This is just cosplaying for him.

"HAhaha! Thank you, Master, and here's your amazing cat cake!" Daichi smiles at the lady couple who love Daichi's energy. He is wearing a traditional maid outfit with a frilly skirt where his stripe of red bang is out and in the center, making him stand out with some red feathers at the back of his hair. He wears a white ribbon at his chest. "Hope you enjoy, kya-aaa!" He winks at the customers.

As for Sakura, he wears a similar outfit to Daichi but with cat ears, both black and white to match his half-dome of black and white hair, along with heterochromia eyes made everyone give all sorts of compliments. He wears striped stockings. The poor boy keeps blushing nonstop from this; he covers his face and sways side to side. He dons a cat tail that is attached to his belt, swishing back and forth due to the sways. "S-shut up!" He hissed.

"Oh wow...a tsundere!" Said one customer, clasping her hands together, making Sakura blush even harder.

Rioto wears the maid outfit with long white bunny ears that blend in well with his fluffy white hair. He wears white fluffy cuffs and has a fluffy cotton tail attached to his waist. Rioto keeps it cool and gives a kind smile to the costumes. The male costumes were swooned by the cuteness of Rioto. Even though deep down inside, Rioto made sure not to freak, but over time, he is getting used to the environment. This is just one day.

After all, Daichi lifts the boys' spirits and tells them that it's all part of acting and being undercover to lure the curse user into the open. So far so good. This mission will go well! However....

The bell jingles as new customers are coming in. The elemental duo did their heart shape gesture by combining their hand against each other.

"WELCOME HOME MASTER!" Rioto and Daichi said happily with their biggest, adorable smiles as their shikigamis, Eito and Miryu sounded off a chorus of joy. But then their nightmares is about to begin as their next customers were... "Kisho?" Megumi stared in surprise, blinking his green eyes.

"Wait...you guys work?" Yuji said, pointing them.

"Oh wow..." Nobara covers her mouth, shocked and surprised. All three are staring at Daichi and Rioto like they discovered a secret.

Kisho and Rioto's smiles slowly turned upside down, and their faces turned pale. Especially Kisho aka Daichi is wheezing as he becomes ghostly white with widened eyes.

"I thought he is off today!" Nobara tells the two.

"Ah..haa...ah..ha..." Kisho is trying to form words, but he is choking on air. Rioto goes to pat his hand on his back. "Daichi...calm down." But Daichi, or rather Kisho is freaking out, "W-what are you guys doing here?!" He yelled. "Uh...we're off today? Taz recommended us to find this sweet shop." Nobara answered, "I gotta say I almost didn't recognize you. You look kinda pretty." "Yeah sooo..pretty..." Yuji chuckles, "I bet Miko would-"

"YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!" Daichi said, cutting Yuji off. "I'm on an important mission, here!!"

"Like what...serving people?" Megumi answered coolly. Daichi twitched an eye at this. But before Daichi goes to push these three out the door. Hina comes in and says, "Welcome! Take a seat!" He tells them.

"AHHHH! Now hold on.." "Ah..ah...please act the part...Daichi-kun." Hina pats on his head, making Daichi sulk at this. Rioto pats Daichi's back as a way to sympathize with him. Miryu and Eito did too. "At least...it's those three...just serve them..and be done with it. There's no use in arguing with Hina and Rei..." Rioto said. Daichi slumps his shoulder in defeat.

And so...Daichi serves his friends by pouring them tea. "Thanks, Daichi!!" Itadori said.

"Daichi-kun!" Nobara teases, making Daichi's face flushed red as his lip trembles. Megumi closes his eyes with his arms crossed as Daichi is pouring milk tea into Nobara and Yuji's cups. The flame sorcerer knows that Megumi likes coffee. From what he heard, the coffee is good here too.

Daichi is about to pour the coffee into the cup when Megumi said something.

"Hey...aren't you going to do that phrase when pouring our cups." Megumi, opening his green eyes to Daichi looked confused. Daichi blinks, "What?"

"I heard that you have to do something while pouring drinks, you didn't do that for Kugisaki and Itadori." He tells him. "What was that saying? Something about...."

"Oh! Yeah...you do phrase when pouring our drinks with a smile!" Yuji said. Nobara grins a little mischievously.

"Ha?" Daichi had to look at the three with a smile and a twitching eye. Megumi hums, "Can you? Don't you have to listen to what the Master says?"

Daichi is about to bite back, but for the sake of the damn undercover mission. He smiles widely at Megumi, "Of course, Master-!" he said in his cutesy voice.

"Call me Master Fushiguro...also, I want cream in my coffee." Megumi smirk a little.

"And a dance!" Itadori smiles. Megumi nods, "Good idea. And a dance for us...if that's okay.." Megumi smirks a little more.

"Pretty please?" Itadori asks.

Daichi keeps smiling but inside...

Oohh this guy...son of a-no, no, no. Calm down! Calm down. Just do what these guys say. This is just the job. Do it for the sake of the mission...

"Of course, Master Fushiguro~!" Daichi smiles, playing the role and do a tune, "Coffee Coffee Latte Latte..Mocha!!!!" He bounces a little, twirling a teaspoon in his coffee. "And Creammm~♡.." He pours cream into the coffee. "Ta-da! Supa Cutie Cafe Creme!!!" He winks.

"Awwww!" Itadori claps his hands while Nobara is laughing so hard at this. Megumi smiles now with closed eyes, "Thank you, Daichi-kun. That help cheer me up~" He tells Daichi.

Call Megumi petty, but this is payback for what Daichi did to him when it came to that Host Club Mission. He remembers when Daichi convinced him to dress up as a fantasy dark guy to attract a vengeful curse and humiliate him, trying to get the curse even if it meant completing the mission. It felt so long ago. So seeing Daichi in a maid costume is a surprise, if not...a good surprise. It reminds him the crap of that Daichi put him through. So why not revel in his little misery? Even for one day?

Meanwhile...Rioto is attending to the guests and completing their tables. So he's going to greet his next customer, "Welcome home, Master! I'm Maid Rio and-eh?!" Rioto pales now, letting out a horrified gasp as he sees Yuta in front of him. Yuta blinks, "Oh...uh...Rioto? Why are you..."

"Oh wow!" Gojo is here because he wants some sweets and hears this place is upcoming and well-known. Gojo lowers his black glasses and blinks, "Wait..is that Kisho-kun over there???" He said out loud, making Daichi freeze and turn his head around slowly with his lips trembling.

"Oh! It is!" Gojo smiles while his fiancée, Geto, sighs before telling Rioto with a smile. "Table for three..."

"Actually...I would like a table for one by myself, Geto-san." Yuta speaks up. Geto blinks before nodding, "Alright then...table for two, please!" He said. Rioto nods his head slowly.

"Oh ummm...of course.." Rioto leads to one of Sakura's tables. That poor boy is going to suffer when he detects romance between the two. Meanwhile...Rioto has Yuta at his table. Rioto gulps, trying to muster a word, "What can I get you for Master?"

"Milk tea and mocha cake, please?" Yuta smiles, "Also...you're really cute in that dress.."

"URK!" Rioto's imaginary smoke came from his ears as his face flushed red. "O-Of course, thank you, Master!" He said with a smile. "Going to put your order in now!" He excuses himself so he goes to input the order in the POS system.

Yuta smiles brightly, thinking how cute Rioto is in that maid outfit. So precious and adorable!

He does so while Daichi had to excuse himself, while his table of three was looking through the menu. They're going to the staff room, but this is not where they had their breakdown. No...this is before...

"Okay....okay..okay...just a minor setback! No worries and-"

"WHO TOLD YUTA TO COME?!" Rioto yells inside the breakroom. Danny and Junpei look at each other, "Not us..."

"It must be Hayato or Shukaku! I know those two are behind it!" Rioto is shaking his fists furiously in the air. Daichi had to take a breath because he had to do bouncy dances for Megumi whenever he wanted a refill. Who knew Megumi would be this brutal, working him to the bone! It's like he is doing this for revenge or something.

"Even so...we must persevere....we haven't caught the curse user yet." Daichi sighs, taking a breath. "Sooner or later, they're going to come after seeing we got a bunch of customers." He said as

"We should help out Sakura...that guy is going to have heatstroke soon," Danny said as he looked out to see Sakura blushing nonstop, seeing Geto and Gojo complimenting the boy at his table.

"Oh wow! That's natural?" Gojo refers to his hair and eyes.

"Obviously..." Sakura Haruka grumbles.

"How unique..and adorable..." Geto hums with a smile..

"Grrr..." But the nice comments aren't bothering him, oh nooo...it's seeing Geto's hand and Gojo's hand are on top of each other so subtly, it sends his romance meter off. Damn it, Rioto!

"Wow! We got a tsundere maid, Suguru!" Gojo smiles perky.

"Very cute." Geto smiles with a nod.

"Errr..." Sakura blushes deeply.

"Got it. Let's go back out!" Daichi said. But as their shift continues, Daichi goes to greet his new set of customers, "Konnichwa! Welcome home, Master~!" He does a cutesy pose by doing a heart gesture with his hands and does a curtsy. Eito chirps loudly.

"Kisho???" A familar voice made Daichi freeze as Daichi aka Kisho opened his eyes to see a shocking Miko in front of him, along with Hana, Yuria, and Taz staring at Kisho in shock and awe. A record has been scratched in his head, and an imaginary strike of lightning made the flame sorcerer gasp and shudder. His face pales as his smile twitches. Eito squawks.

"Ah....Kisho...you're...why?" Miko can't believe and neither did Daichi/Kisho.

"WAIT! M-miko! I can explain! It's not what it looks like or think!" Daichi/Kisho quickly waved his hands in panic while Miko stared wide-eyed at him. Seeing Daichi/Kisho in the maid outfit while waving his hands non-stop in a panic, getting a few heads turned, it's so...so....so....

CUTE!

Miko hides her smile with her sleeve with her cheeks blushing. Hana had to jump in and exclaim, "Table for Four, please! At your table!" She smiles. Kisho is beside himself as he has no words. To which Hina smiles, "Sure thing! Please come with me..."

And that's how they got there. Both elemental sorcerers in the staff room had their heads in their hands.

"Guys...come on it isn't that bad!" Junpei tells the elemental duo.

"MIKO SAW ME!!!" Daichi shouted. "She thinks I'm a freak and a loser!" He sobs. Junpei sighs with a sweatdrop, "Okay...."

If only Daichi knew it's the complete opposite. "I KNOW THAT ONE OF THEM CALLED MIKO OVER HERE! IT MUST BE KUGASAKI OR FUSHIGURO!"

Danny shakes his head, can't believe this. Who knew these two were going to make a big deal of it?

"Rioto...come on. Yuta is here. It can't be that bad..." Junpei said. "At least it's one person..."

"That's not it..." Rioto begins. "Hina told that Shukaku is going to come here with Oda!!! I CANNOT LET HIM SEE ME LIKE THIS! I'M A DEMON GENERAL FOR GOD'S SAKE! WE NEED TO FIND THAT CURSE USER! THIS IS NOT DOING ANYTHING!!" Rioto exclaimed.

Then right away, Sakura barges in now ticked off,

"HEY! CAN YOU TWO COME OUT AND HELP ME, DAMNIT!" Sakura comes in and shouts at the two. Rioto slams his fists on his knees, "DON'T SHOUT AT ME, SAKURA! I AM HAVING A CRISIS!"

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! SHUKAKU IS GOING TO BRING SUO AND UMEMIYA ALONG!!" Sakura yelled.

"IT'S NOT AS BAD AS LORD ODA AND LORD CYNO COMING BY!" Rioto retorted.

"STOP BEING DUMB AND HELP ME, RIOTO!" Sakura shouted at him.

"I WILL!" Rioto shouted as he is crying, getting out, and Sakura goes to drag Daichi out as well, "NOO! I CAN'T LET MIKO SEE-" "SHE ALREADY SAW SO SUCK IT UP!" Sakura shouted back, dragging a poor Daichi back to the floor. The maids are still continuing service, much to their embarrassment.

Then finally...Finally...the curse user makes himself known at home, but nobody knew that or what would happen next until he started to harass Rioto. The undercover sorcerers thought it was just a creepy guy.

"Sir...please...I have to attend to other lovely guests..." Rioto said as the curse user clutched onto the edge of his skirt and tugged it, "Come on...don't be like that. I'm your Master....." Said the creepy curse user. Yuta narrows his eyes at the creep when he starts to harass his poor reindeer. He grips his cup tightly, almost cracking it under his hold. Little did this curse user know...he is in the den of sorcerers.

Daichi sees this and excuses himself from Miko's table. Daichi goes to confront the unruly customer, "Sir...you're making the others uncomfortable." He tells him. The creepy curse user, Denma, smirks and starts to flip his skirt, trying to humiliate the flame sorcerer, "Oh yeah..what are you going to do about it?" Denma scoffs.

Miko glowers at the sight of this, bending her fork. Hana, Yuria, and Taz became startled by this as they were drinking their drinks, knowing this is not going to go well. Taz can smell Miko and Yuta's scents have changed. Taz can see Daichi trying to play cool.

"Sir...." Daichi begins, doing his pan-am smile. "I will ask you to stop what you're doing and-" Then he felt a cut on his shoulder, spilling blood, ruining his dress. This got a startled gasp from the patrons.

"DON'T YOU DARE TALK BACK TO ME, FUCKING SLUTS!"Denma said as he went to tug Rioto's skirt harder as he held a knife, he began to show off his cursed energy in the room. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! That's right! I'm the guy who shuts down other whore houses who don't listen to what I said! You call this customer service? HUH?! I will-"

But before Rioto and Daichi were going to deal with this curse user.

Something grabs his wrist, lifts it, and twists it, forcing him to let go of his knife. Denma lets out a yowl and looks up to see a man with dark, cold eyes staring down at him, his hair parted, and wearing a white shirt. "W-what... who are you?" He is forced to let go of Rioto, who blinks to see Yuta grab the curse user's wrist and tighten his grip on him. "So you're the curse user that is causing trouble..." Yuta speaks coldly.

"Huh?! Hey! Who do you think you are? Don't mess with me! I got a pet monster that is going to eat everyone up like the ones-" But Denma didn't get a chance to finish his threat as someone dropkicks him from behind. At that moment, Yuta lets go of Denma before he spins across the floor and hits the wall. "Ugh..." He slides down to the ground.

Daichi squeaks, seeing Miko land by Yuta's side, who looks also pissed.

"Uh...Miko?" Daichi blinks.

"Yuta?" Rioto said his name.

The elemental duo sees the two approaches the curse user, who is getting up before he is dragged outside of the cafe by the feet by the pair. Out of sight, everyone in the maid cafe heard the pained cries of the curse user begging for mercy. Daichi and Rioto were standing dumbfounded and sweatdropping while everyone, staff and customer alike, are in shock and awe.

The shikigami, Miryu and Eito, were at their masters' side, and even they were taken aback by this turn of events.

"AH! STOP! I'm SORRY! I WON'T DO IT AGAIN! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO-AHHHHH! OH MY SHIN!"

"Damn...they're beating him up..." Yuji said it louder while Nobara said, "Dude...did you see how Miko flew with that dropkick?" Megumi nods, "Yeah...I almost felt sorry for the guy....I mean not really. He kinda deserves for cutting Kisho like that."

Sakura had to stare, "What the fuck?" But then he hears his table where Gojo says to Geto, "Good thing, I called Taz to bring Miko, huh???"

"Oh Satoru..." Geto smiles with his head shake, ignoring the curse user crying for help. Sakura overhears this and makes a face at the two. 'Seriously??!'

Danny goes to text Hayato, "Guess we can tell Hayato that we caught our curse user."

"How are we going to report this?!" Junpei thought as the beatdown sounded painful.

"Wow! It looks like your boyfriend and girlfriend are taking care of it!" Hina cheerfully tells Daichi and Rioto, who are sweatdropping, about hearing this. The beatdown became silent as Miko and Yuta returned and fixed themselves. Both look at each other and nod, shaking hands, and go to their respective partners.

"Daichi...Kisho...are you okay? Let's get you healed up!" Miko said concerned, guiding him to Hana while Yuta asks Rioto if he's okay. "Are you okay, Rioto? He didn't hurt you, did he?"

"Ummmm..." Daichi and Rioto have no words, and the day ended with no incident as the curse user is incapacitated and captured, as Hayato's men are going to take care of it. The poor man has two black eyes, bumps on his head, and bone fractures. Yeah, he's not going to try that pull ever again.

"Wow! You guys did great! Who knew we got extra help!" Hayato laughs while Daichi and Rioto have their lovers at their side, doting on them. Danny and Hina were chuckling while Sakura is blushing non-stop, seeing how lovely dovely the two couples are. Junpei shakes his head with a smile. "Yeah...well.."

The girls, Hina, Yuria, Nobara, and Taz, were giggling amongst themselves.

Megumi and Yuji find it so cute to see how Daichi and Rioto were protected by Miko and Yuta. They snort while Daichi and Rioto were blushing non-stop as Miko holds onto Daichi's arm, while Rioto is pulled closer to Yuta.

Looks like their day at the maid cafe ended on a good note.

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Post Fire AU y/n IS ON A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE

@sorveteir @starrspice r.i.p.

...ANyway, I wanna draw so bad but once I'm done with this I gotta get back to procrastinated on hw