Dark Age Lightbulb jokes for you
How many Wolf Clansmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they‘ll both claim to be the one who should screw the light bulb in, and won‘t let the other one do it, so neither will actually be able to get the job done.
How many Dracs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the light bulb, one to watch the other and make sure he‘s doing it honorably, and one to sneak off and tell the yakuza what the other two are doing.
How many Jade Falcons does it take to replace a light bulb? The light bulb is degraza for going out in the first place; it must be destroyed!
How many FedSuns does it take to screw in a light bulb? Thirteen. One to scout out the terrain around the bulb, one to establish a link to headquarters to give them up-to-date information, four to provide covering fire, four more to secure the ladder, one to screw in the light bulb, and two to cover everyone else‘s retreat.
How many RAF does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all ran back to their Fortress already. That light's just going to stay out...
