#dedusive

the unholy trinity and the powerpuff jims —- i am amused xD

Heyyy, at the pub and I thought maybe you could use an uplif tin g txt mat e

Since u seem to b kind of a dwner

Naturly

:) :) :) :) :) :)

Hi, it's John -- you're in my biology class.

The paper got a little wet on my way home... I hope this is the right number.

composing sms to: sherlock.

Right, it's my job to remember things for you. Why don't you write it on your own bloody hand?

[ meme. ]

composing [ ✆ morning text ] sms to: sherlock.

Stop that BLOODY BANGING RIGHT NOW

[ 1 ] message; sent.

composing [ ♔ angry text ] sms to: sherlock.

What have I said about body parts in the fridge?

I’m tired of having to push aside fucking tongues to get to the veg, sherlock

We divided the fridge in half for a reason, for christ’s sake

[ 3 ] messages; sent.

composing [ ♠ drunk text ] sms to: sherlock.

Shelrokc

Fuc k LOL are u at the fk at

Dunno where iv put my keys can u let me ib

:) :) :)

[ 4 ] messages; sent.

composing [ ☏ vague text ] sms to: sherlock.

Hey

[ 1 ] message; sent.

composing [ ?? worried text ] sms to: sherlock.

Sherlock? Mrs hudson says she hasn’t seen you in three days and you haven’t answered lestrade’s calls

Don’t make me phone mycroft

[ 2 ] messages; sent.

composing [ ♣ text not meant for you ] sms to: sherlock.

OK, be safe. Love you.

Christ, that wasn’t for you. Harry. It was for harry.

[ 2 ] messages; sent.

composing [ ✘ text that should never have been sent ] sms to: sherlock.

I don’t know if I can do this. Just… It’s different now. With mary.

[ 1 ] message; sent.

composing [ ✺ saucy text ] sms to: sherlock.

Saw a photo of you in a dress. Nice legs ;)

[ 1 ] message; sent.

composing [ √ long winded confession text ] sms to: sherlock.

Okay, don’t hate me, I’ve thought about telling you this for some time but you’d just stopped smoking again and I didn’t want you to poison me or something. Well, look, it’s just… Christ. OK. I told you it was mrs hudson, but I’m the one who dumped out all of your moulds and things. In my defence, they were getting disgusting and leeching onto the table and I didn’t think your food was safe

[ 1 ] message; sent.

composing [ ☠ misguided advice ] sms to: sherlock.

You know what you can do with that harpoon next time?

Shove it right up your arse

[ 2 ] messages; sent.

composing [ ☢ desperate ] sms to: sherlock.

If you’ve set them on fire, I’ll bloody kill you, but later. I need my damn shoes, sherlock, where are they?

[ 1 ] message; sent.

composing [ ☼ congratulatory ] sms to: sherlock.

Congratulations, you win cock of the year award. You made another little girl cry, sherlock, that’s three this month.

composing sms to: sherlock.

I think you meant to text lestrade

I can't arrest anyone