why r callouts always like "please dont harass this person and dont go after them. anyway heres every single detail of their life gathered by stalking and their private profiles for all to see"

this callout couldve been a block button

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

being poly with no bitches is a little funny

typical after sex scene where one of the characters is smoking and staring at the ceiling contemplating their relation to the other character while the other character has put on a nightgown and cap and blew out a candle while sleeping loudly like honk shoe honk shoe

"two bodyguards drag me away" has been my fav way to finish insane sentences, its up there with "who said that", "can anyone hear me", "is this thing on" and "its so dark in here"