#sodepop Just bought the drum the #sleeps #whileshesleeps gear sale on @depop username @kazsta10 if I win Depop (I won't I never do haha) Then please donate half to the British heart foundation & half to fanconi anaemia research on my behalf thanks x @seanwss I have tweeted you about this but it was at weird o'clock so in case it by make sense, someone else had asked about getting stuff signed if possible.... I'm completely happy for you to resell these strings because I won't use them - I will be satisfied & at free moon with the calendar you saved for me & any cheeky signings of it from yourself and you can wrangle from the others pleaaassse haha I am happy for the cash to be donated to a charity of your choice in exchange. Thank you! X #youarewe #decemberordeath #sleepsworlddomination (at Doncaster)

I am too tired to rewrite my shit here so I'm being a lazy twat. At what time can one drink coffee safe in the knowledge that it's not coffee but their stupid fucked up leg keeping them awake for a second night? 6am has got to be good enough right? Or does anyone want to challenge me with 'sleep hygiene' stuff....... No, good coffee then lol #italkshit #imgoingtochopmylegoff #nervepain #nervepainsucks #decemberordeath (at Yorkshire Wildlife Park)